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when_in_doubt_glitter_it_out
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Sometimes, The person
you would take a bullet for
Ends up being the one behind the gun.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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gottalivetodie
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Mean girls--
I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy.
she doesn't even go here...

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just_keep_swimming24
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 10:29pm UTC

*After my science teacher just finished screaming at my class*
Me: He must be on his man period.
Friend: *laughs*
Some guy in my class: OMFG GUYS GET PERIODS TOO?!?!??! WTF NOBODY EVER TOLD ME THIS!!!
Everyone: *facepalm*

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pinkhairdontcare
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 4:07pm UTC

if I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Mom: Hurry up..I have to be somewhere.
Me: Pulls all plugs out of electronic equipment to speed up shut down, sprints out of house half-dressed, and breaks speed limit running to the car
.....
Me: Hey Mom, I need to be on time for this thing, can we go, I have to be there in 15 minutes?
Mom: Cleans entire house, waters plants, redecorates rooms, applies for Israeli citizenship, runs for UK president, starts a gambling ring, purchases zimmer frame, crawls to car, forgets keys, crawls back inside house.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC

The most painful goodbyes
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE NEVER SAID,
AND NEVER EXPLAINED.

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laaurenn
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 10:36pm UTC

a blind man walks into a bar
and a table
and a chair

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 4:29pm UTC

I hate when couples have a little fight
and they change their status to "single". I fight with my parents and don't change my status to "orphan."

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Pluto*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC

*My Mom Waking Me Up For School*
My Mom: GET UP! IT'S 8:30 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!
Me: Oh My God, I better hurry up. *Gets ready in 5 minutes*
Me *Looks at the time*
Me: 7:30.... My own mother lied to me.

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justmmia
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Listening to someones story
And thinking lie, lie, lie lie.
nmf nmq

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lovecrazy
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September 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Yay!
I finally figured out the Rubik's Cube.
Now, if only I could just figure out how to make the stickers stay on,
Then we're good.
nmq

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XxLovesickilyxX
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:36pm UTC

How much do you love me?
Look outside and see how many stars they're are, and thats how much I love you.
It's morning?
....yeah

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC

-On Mondays-
Teacher: Now, what did everybody do this weekend?
Boy: I went swimming at my uncle's house.
Girl: I had a softball tournament.
Different boy: I just sat around and watched tv.
Me: I rode my rainbow unicorn all around town.
Teacher: ...
Me: Her name is Shelly.

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Hannah(:*
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:27pm UTC

That random cold air tornado when you walk into the grocery store.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:47pm UTC

What if....
we all knew eachother in a past life and that's why we're all on Witty. o.0

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Friend: *Does 60 jumping jacks*
Me: *pulls a muscle standing up*

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:24pm UTC

today, he got
his phone taken
away during class.
...he was asking for
my number
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:56pm UTC

You know you're BFFs when...
You're having a multi-day sleepover, and their grandmother starts making you do chores.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:56pm UTC

-In literacy-
Teacher: I need somebody to come up to the board and diagram this sentence.
Everybody: *keeps hands down*
Teacher: Fine.
Teacher: *walks over to desk and reaches into a basket with all the names of the people in my class in it and pulls one out.*
Teacher: *calls my friends name*
Friend: *starts to walk up to the front of the room*
Me: No! Prim!
Me: *jumps up* I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

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