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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:36pm UTC

My Boyfriend
Sometimes I wish I could write "miss you" on a rock and hit you in the face with it so you would know how much it hurts to miss you.
Lol thanks, i think...
nmf

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:38pm UTC

I like feeling sad, because that means that at one point I was happy.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Now I understand why
Peter Pan
didn't want to grow up.

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Here's to the kids who are putting off homework right now

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aphrodite814r
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me: *knocks on door of my boyfriend's house*
His mom: *opens the door* CALVIN! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HERE!!!
Me: HIIIII!
His mom: *hugs me* AND SHE SMELLS GOOD!
Me: ...

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Today, I was in a car
with a six year old and she was on her phone and she got a call and answered and said, "I am breaking up with you. *pause* we-ee-ee are never ever ever, getting back together. *finishes the corus*" She's six, sssiiiiiixxx!

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maaddiissoonn
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
one does not simply
look cool while running with a backpack on.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Guy I freaking hate that keeps talking to me even though he knows I have a boyfriend.
Are you single?
No. I'm plural.
No, I mean are you free this friday.
No. I'm f/ucking expensive.
nmf

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:49pm UTC

-Today coming out of gym-
-Had been laughing with friends the whole class-
Crush: *walks up to me* You're going to get in trouble for laughing too much.
Me: *blushes and laughs again*
Friend: You were watching her laugh from across the room?
Crush: Well I was bored so I was just looking around....
Friend: And she just caught your eye, huh?
Crush: *blushes* Yeah, most of the time she does.
Thanks, you made me smile uncontrollably for the rest of the day. So I dedicate my 100th quote to you.
♥

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Onism*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:56pm UTC

That fake laugh you do when a teacher tells a joke

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Amanda97
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Get a hair cut, run away without paying.They can't chase you becuase they're holding sissors
The Perfect Crime!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Wittysecretsandconfessions
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 8:19am UTC

Anyone else remember:
When we could have Pictures in quotes
Justin Bieber facts before One Direction ones,
Everyone wanted BrandonCyrus gone,
Witty was on the verge of death because we swore too much,
We had the detox weekend,
Witty wasn't as pervy and dirty.
When we were supporting FramingMatthew
The layout wasn't at technical,
xoalicecullen, Daamnn Taylor, Thatsomee & JacieCutie ruled the Top Quotes.
Everyone was angry about ^^
No one cared if you were 12 or 13.
Of course, there were loads of other things.
But, does anyone else remember the old Witty?
Not complaining about the new Witty I was just wondering....

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cathycat15
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 11:40am UTC

I feel like a stalker
when I go favorite like 7 quotes and they are all by the same person
o.o

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC

I sure feel bad
for the people who doesn't know about Witty.
like what an incomplete life they must have.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 9:03pm UTC

At home: I'm so lonely, I want someone to cuddle with me!
In public: Ewh people. EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM ME. OH MY GOD.

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Maddie_8
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 11:55pm UTC

Boys Suck
dont let them distract you from what is truely important
food.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Drake and Josh Goes to Hollywood
Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage
Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?
Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Forrest Gump
Forrest: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and look at him]
Forrest: Id make a good husband, Jenny
Jenny: You would, Forrest
Forrest: But you wont marry me
Jenny: [sadly] You dont wanna marry me
Forrest: Why dont you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest: I'm not a smart man, but i know what love is

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