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aphrodite814r

Status: Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. <3

Member Since: 21 Dec 2009 04:12pm

Last Seen: 28 Jan 2024 12:40am

Birthday: August 14

Location: Hogwarts

Gender: F

user id: 96462

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My name is Sara
College Junior, 20 years young
~POTTERHEAD~




Words to live by: 
 

AWESOME PEOPLE!

CARLES. I LOVE YOU.
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This Potterhead (Who's a Slytherin, like me!<3)
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MY TWIN!
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My
friend Austin

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Average Lives and Average Lies

This book is finished (not including the sequel)
Sequel (Retracing Footsteps) is up!
Sorry about the break i was on vacation! :D

ANSWERS TO FAQs (frequently annoying questions)
Is this book real?
It's real in theory. Things like this happen to people all the time! But, no, the book is not real. It's FICTION!!!

Why is it "Average" if her life is far from average?
I just finished the book! It explains it at the end!

--Natalie Greene

(PS--I'm copyrighting this book as a write it, so DON'T JOCK!)


RetracingFootsteps

I just finished this book
NO IT IS NOT THE END!!
I AM GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Please comment and tell me what you think!

ANSWERS TO FAQs (frequently annoying questions)
Is this book real?
It's real in theory. Things like this happen to people all the time! But, no, the book is not real. It's FICTION!!!

--Natalie Greene

(PS--I'm copyrighting this book as a write it, so DON'T JOCK!)

 
 
 
 
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  1. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    There are no lyrics that say how I feel.
    I miss you.

  2. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 10:18am UTC
    I do recall now
    the smell of the rain.
    Fresh on the pavement,
    I ran off the plane.
    That July 9th,
    the beat of your heart.
    It jumps through your shirt,
    I can still feel your arms.
    But now I'll go sit on the floor
    wearing your clothes.
    All that I know is I don't know
    how to be something you miss.
    I never thought we'd have a
    Last Kiss.
    I never imagined we'd end like this.
    Your name, forever the name on my lips.

  3. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    ||||| T ell Cosette I love her |||||
    ||||| and I'll see her when I wake... |||||

  4. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Jingle Bells,
    Glato smells,
    Foxface ran away.
    Heffie tries,
    Clato cries,
    PEENISS ALL THE WAY.

  5. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    When you're at a friend's
    house & their parents start
    screaming, so you're
    just sitting there, like,
    "OH...that's a nice wall."

  6. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Bad guys in movies:
    "But before I kill you, I
    want to tell you this
    really long story so
    you can be saved."

  7. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    BEFORE $EX,
    you help each other get naked.
    After $ex, you only dress youself.
    Moral of the story:
    In life, no one helps you
    once you're f*cked.

  8. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Sarcasm [noun]
    Definition: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

  9. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    His Arms [noun]
    Definition: Safest place in the world. <3

  10. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    There are 4 stages
    in life...
    1. You believe in Santa Claus
    2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
    3. You are Santa Claus
    4. You look like Santa Claus

  11. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Call me Mr. Gangster,
    I can't find a belt shop.

  12. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    y0 W@Ts p0p!N?
    w@T U gUnA d0 2d@y?!?
    Oh, HELL no, learn how to spell first.

  13. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Spongebob:
    Remember, licking doorknobs
    is illegal on other planets.

  14. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    All my life, I thought
    air was free...
    Then I bought a
    bag of chips.

  15. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I never make the
    same mistake twice.
    I make it 5 or 6 times, you know.
    Just to be sure.

  16. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Plot Twist:
    1/3/13 is a repeating date.

  17. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Gone are the days
    when girls would cook like their mothers.
    Now they drink like their fathers.

  18. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    When your
    parents assume
    you want
    something
    but you're just
    being nice .

  19. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    I act like I don't care
    but deep down inside,
    it really hurts.
    High Heels Suck.

  20. aphrodite814r aphrodite814r
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    "F*ck love"?
    No. F*ck the person who made you think that.

:)

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