TEACHER: Why didn't you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study. Teacher: ... Teacher: Class dismissed #stolen
My Princess Summary Katarina Percival was just a normal girl. Brown hair, green eyes, loved her family and her music; oh and of course, One Direction. So when her best friend sends a tweet to the boys (One Direction) about her birthday and love for singing, Louis decides to bring her on stage… In front of over 81, 000 screaming fans. Katarina + a crowd… They don’t mix. Not one bit. Even still, Katarina manages to survive through it (even if it ends with her fainting in their dressing room) and somehow manages to find friends in them. Maybe even a love interest in a certain blond-haired, Irish fellow… But Katarina is just a plain-ol-jane? Right? Well, according to Niall Horan, Katarina Percival is something else entirely. “I’m not that beautiful or gorgeous.” I sighed, staring into the mirror. “Not anywhere close. Cute, yes; pretty, maybe; beautiful or gorgeous, not a chance.” Niall didn’t answer me. He simply got up and stood behind me, placing a little tiara I had worn to the concert we first met. I smiled at him slightly as he wrapped his arms around me. “Does it matter? You’re mine…” He placed a gentle kiss against my neck before turning me around so I could look into his eyes. They were sparkling with love and care. Then he said something that sent chills down my spine. “I love you. Why? Because you’re my princess.” ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Do you guys like it? This is my fanfiction and I have it up somewhere else so if you want, just comment on my profile or this quote and i will send you the link to it. If anyone wants me to continue putting it up on here, please tell me :)) Any questions, feel free to ask. <33 Much love!
Conversation in Science Science Teacher: ... Veins have valves that keep the blood flowing in one direction... Zoe and I: BAHAHAHAH! OMG! Sam: Keep calm Zoe... and Amber. Science Teacher: Or should I put 1D? nmf/ lol hahahahahahha i can't believe he knew that
Me: Okay time for bed. I've brushed my teeth and combed my hair. Parents: Goodnight, darling! I love you! Me: Goodnight! *rolls eyes* Me: *Makes way to bedroom, shuts the door, turns the light off, jumps into bed* Me: *Just about to go to sleep* Brain: Hey, you know what is a good movie? Brain: The Human Centipide. Me: *Silently screams and lies awake all night* Brain: Yeah and isn't it awesome how they are all together? *wink wink* Me: Okay, that's enough. (ohmiigod, i did this when i watched the trailor... word of advice: Don't watch it!)
Conversation in English Lachlan: Hey Casey? Casey:Yeah? Lachlan: Do you know a Jai Atool? Casey: No, but I know that Lachlan is a tool. Me & Laura: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lachlan: ... I'll bite my tongue. That was a good comeback. nmf
Conversation w/ friends 'Working on poems' Yolondie: what's the anwer for this question? Me: *whatever the hell it was* Laura: *reading from poem*The hands said eight but the clock struck nine... Me: That made shiver run up my spine... All3ofus: .... All3ofus: BAHAHAHAHAAH!!! LOL!! THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!! BAHAHAHA!! Me: I didn't even mean to do that. nmf
Conversation w/ a boy at school Caleb: I just put my merit awards in my computer Me: Same Monique: I screw my merit awards Me: ... Caleb: You 'screw' your merit awards? Monique: Yeah, I d- Wait, no, no and just no! Caleb & Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA LOL AHAHAH nmf
Conversation At School Tiffany: Hey, I've got to go and meet my mum. Anyone want to come with me? Yolondie: I'll come! Laura: I thought you already met your mum? Us: O_o I love her :P She's blonde hahaah nmf