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laaurenn

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Member Since: 16 Apr 2012 11:33pm

Last Seen: 18 Apr 2016 01:38am

Gender: F

user id: 292939

77 Quotes
1,079 Favorites
90 Following
78 Followers
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$(document).ready(function() { //setTimeout(function(){ // Hide the address bar! // window.scrollTo(0, 1); //}, 0); // if the user is using an iphone or ipod, show link to mobile site at top of page //if(((navigator.userAgent.match(/iPhone/i)) || (navigator.userAgent.match(/iPod/i))) && document.URL.substring(0,8) != 'http://m') { // $(".side_nav").prepend('
Try the new mobile site: m.wittyprofiles.com
'); //} // alert people about the new stuff //$("#side_nav").prepend('
Welcome to the New Witty Profiles! What\'s new?
'); // delete a user comment (xhr) $("button.delete_user_comment_btn").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var user_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"delete_user_comment", user_comment_id:user_comment_id}, success: function(html) { //$("#user_comment_status").html(html); $("#comment_"+user_comment_id).fadeTo('slow', 0, function() { $("#comment_"+user_comment_id).slideUp('slow', function() { $("#comment_"+user_comment_id).remove(); }); }); }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // add a user comment (xhr) $(".add_user_comment_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var user_comment_meat = $("#user_comment_meat").val(); var recipient_user_id = $("#recipient_user_id").val(); $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"add_user_comment", recipient_user_id:recipient_user_id, user_comment_meat:user_comment_meat}, success: function(html) { // check for flooding message / error if (html.length > 200) { // insert the comment into the DOM // clear the comment form // $("#comments").prepend(html); $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); $("#user_comment_meat").val(''); } else { // display error $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); } }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // toggle the quote comment reply form $(".reply_quote_comment_btn").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var parent_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#replybox_" + parent_id).toggle(); }); // toggle the user comment reply form $(".reply_user_comment_btn").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var parent_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#replybox_" + parent_id).toggle(); }); // add a quote comment REPLY (xhr) $(".add_quote_comment_reply_btn").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var parent_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[2]; var quote_comment_reply_meat = $("#quotecommentreplymeat_" + parent_id).val(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); var page_size = page * 10; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"add_quote_comment", quote_comment_meat:quote_comment_reply_meat, parent_id:parent_id, quote_id:quote_id}, success: function(html) { if (html.length > 200) { $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_quote_comments", quote_id:quote_id, page:1, page_size:page_size}, success: function(html) { $("#comments").html(html); }, error: function(html) { alert('hmm, please try again.'); } }); } else { $("#replybox_" + parent_id).prepend(html); } } }); }); // add a user comment REPLY (xhr) $(".add_user_comment_reply_btn").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var parent_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var recipient_user_id = this.id.split("_")[2]; var user_comment_reply_meat = $("#usercommentreplymeat_" + parent_id).val(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); var page_size = page * 10; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"add_user_comment", user_comment_meat:user_comment_reply_meat, parent_id:parent_id, recipient_user_id:recipient_user_id}, success: function(html) { if (html.length > 200) { $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_user_comments", user_id:recipient_user_id, page:1, page_size:page_size}, success: function(html) { $("#comments").html(html); }, error: function(html) { alert('hmm, please try again.'); } }); } else { $("#replybox_" + parent_id).prepend(html); } } }); }); // load more user comments $("#more_user_comments_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var user_id = $("#comments_user_id").val(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_user_comments", user_id:user_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // delete a quote comment (xhr) $("button.delete_quote_comment_btn").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var quote_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"delete_quote_comment", quote_comment_id:quote_comment_id}, success: function(html) { $("#comment_"+quote_comment_id).fadeTo('slow', 0, function() { $("#comment_"+quote_comment_id).slideUp('slow', function() { $("#comment_"+quote_comment_id).remove(); }); }); }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // add a quote comment (xhr) $(".add_quote_comment_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var quote_comment_meat = $("#quote_comment_meat").val(); var quote_id = $("#quote_id").val(); var parent_id = 0; if (this.id.split("_") > 1) { parent_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; } $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"add_quote_comment", quote_id:quote_id, quote_comment_meat:quote_comment_meat, parent_id:parent_id}, success: function(html) { // check for flooding message / error if (html.length > 200) { // insert the comment into the DOM // clear the comment form // $("#comments").prepend(html); $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); $("#quote_comment_meat").val(''); } else { // display error $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); } }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // load more quote comments $("#more_quote_comments_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var quote_id = $("#comments_quote_id").val(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_quote_comments", quote_id:quote_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // load more comments on quotes by a user $("#more_user_quote_comments_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); var user_id = $("#comments_user_id").val(); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_user_quote_comments", user_id:user_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // make sure all the divs used in quotes are not fixed position $(".grid_11 div").each(function (i) { if (this.style.position == "fixed") { this.style.position = "inherit"; } }); // load more user comments by a user $("#more_user_comments_by_user_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); var user_id = $("#comments_by_user_id").val(); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_user_comments_by_user", user_id:user_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // load more quote comments by a user $("#more_quote_comments_by_user_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val(), 10); var user_id = $("#quote_comments_by_user_id").val(); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_quote_comments_by_user", user_id:user_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // save feedback $("#send_feedback_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var feedback_meat = $("#feedback_meat").val(); var site_version = $("#site_version").val(); $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"send_feedback", feedback_meat:feedback_meat, site_version:site_version}, success: function(html) { $("#feedbackform").html(html); }, error: function (html) { alert('Uhoh, please try again.'); } }); }); // send invitation $("#send_invitation_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var email = $("#invitation_email").val(); $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"send_invitation", email:email}, success: function(html) { $("#invitation_email").val(''); $("#invitation_response").html(html); }, error: function (html) { alert('Uhoh, please try again.'); } }); }); // show the sign in form in mobile $("a.feedbacklink").live("click", function() { $("#feedbackform").show(); $("#feedback_meat").focus(); }); // show the feedback form in mobile $("a.signinlink").live("click", function() { $("#signinform").show(); $("#login_form_username").focus(); }); // follow a user when link is clicked $("span.followlink").live("click", function() { var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'start_following'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('Please sign in to follow this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try following that person again.'); } }); }); // unfollow a user when link is clicked $("span.unfollowlink").live("click", function() { var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'stop_following'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('not ok'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try to stop following that person again.'); } }); }); // ignore a user $("span.ignorelink").live("click", function() { var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'start_ignoring'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('Please sign in to ignore this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try ignoring that person again.'); } }); }); // unignore a user $("span.stopignorelink").live("click", function() { var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'stop_ignoring'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('Please sign in to stop ignoring this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try to stop ignoring that person again.'); } }); });});$(document).ready(function(){ // insert an alert int othe top of the meat col //$(".meatcol").prepend('

Detox Weekend: This weekend, all quotes will temporarily have their formatting removed. Why do this? Some Witty members thought it would be fun to have the top quotes be based on the content of the quote, not the formatting. If you submit a quote with formatting during Detox Weekend, the quote will appear without formatting until Monday. Have fun!

'); $("#account_settings_link").click(function(event) { $("#categories_links").hide(); offset = $(this).position(); $("#account_settings_links").css("top",(offset.top+45)+"px").css("left",offset.left+"px").toggle(); event.preventDefault(); }); // pop up a chat window $("#chatcat_link").click( function(e) { e.preventDefault(); window.open ("/chatcat", "chatcat","status=0,toolbar=0,location=0,menubar=0,resizable=1,scrollbars=0,height=500,width=809"); }); $(".favheart").click(function(){ var quote_id = $(this).attr('id').split("_"); quote_id = quote_id[quote_id.length - 1]; if ($(this).hasClass("favheartOff")) { favs.addToFavs(quote_id); } if ($(this).hasClass("favheartOn")) { favs.removeFromFavs(quote_id); } }); // prevent accidental quote deletions $(".delete-a-quote").live("click", function() { $("#deletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).show(); }); $(".delete-a-quote-cancel").live("click", function() { $("#deletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).hide(); }); // prevent accidental quote deletions $(".undelete-a-quote").live("click", function() { $("#undeletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).show(); }); $(".undelete-a-quote-cancel").live("click", function() { $("#undeletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).hide(); }); // exclude a quote from the feeds $(".exclude_quote_btn").live("click", function() { var quote_id = this.id.split("-")[1]; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=exclude_quote"e_id=' + quote_id, success: function(msg) { alert(msg); }, error: function(msg) { alert('error ' + msg); } }); }); // unexclude a quote from the feeds $(".unexclude_quote_btn").live("click", function() { var quote_id = this.id.split("-")[1]; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=unexclude_quote"e_id=' + quote_id, success: function(msg) { alert(msg); }, error: function(msg) { alert('error ' + msg); } }); }); // report quote $(".report_quote_btn").live("click", function() { $("#report_quote_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_quote_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_quote_form', quote_id:quote_id}); }); $(".report_quote_confirm_btn").live("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled'); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flagquote_" + quote_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_quote"e_id=' + quote_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_quote_section_' + quote_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this quote to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_quote_section_' + quote_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this quote.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that quote again.'); } }); }); // report / flag a quote as being NOT A QUOTE $(".not_a_quote_btn").live("click", function() { $("#not_a_quote_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#not_a_quote_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_not_a_quote_form', quote_id:quote_id}); }); $(".not_a_quote_confirm_btn").live("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled'); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_not_a_quote"e_id=' + quote_id, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#not_a_quote_section_' + quote_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this quote to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this quote.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, there was an error reporting the quote. please try again.'); } }); }); // close the report not a quote form $(".not_a_quote_cancel_btn").live("click", function() { $("#not_a_quote_section_"+this.id.split("_")[1]).hide(); }); // report user $(".report_user_btn").live("click", function() { $("#report_user_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_user_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_user_form', user_id:user_id}); }); $("button.report_user_confirm_btn").live("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled'); var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flaguser_" + user_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_user&user_id=' + user_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_user_section_' + user_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this user to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_user_section_' + user_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this user.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that user again.'); } }); }); // report user comment $(".report_user_comment_btn").live("click", function() { $("#report_user_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var user_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_user_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_user_comment_form', user_comment_id:user_comment_id}); }); $("button.report_user_comment_confirm_btn").live("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled'); var user_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flagusercomment_" + user_comment_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_user_comment&user_comment_id=' + user_comment_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_user_comment_section_' + user_comment_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this comment to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_user_comment_section_' + user_comment_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this comment.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that comment again.'); } }); }); // report quote comment $(".report_quote_comment_btn").live("click", function() { $("#report_quote_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_quote_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_quote_comment_form', quote_comment_id:quote_comment_id}); }); $("button.report_quote_comment_confirm_btn").live("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled'); var quote_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flagquotecomment_" + quote_comment_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_quote_comment"e_comment_id=' + quote_comment_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_quote_comment_section_' + quote_comment_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this comment to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_quote_comment_section_' + quote_comment_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this comment.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that comment again.'); } }); }); // toggle quote source $("a.get_quote_code").live("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); $("#code_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#code_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_quote_code', quote_id:quote_id}); });}); var favs = { addToFavs : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'add_quote_to_faves'; var params = 'a=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).addClass('favheartOn'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).removeClass('favheartOff'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).attr({alt:'Unfave', title:'Unfave'}); var new_score = parseInt($('#score_' + quote_id).html(),10) + 1; var new_label = 'Unfave'; $('#score_' + quote_id).text(new_score); $('#scorelabel_' + quote_id).text(new_label); } else { alert('Please sign in to add this quote to your faves'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try adding that quote to your favorites again.'); } }); }, removeFromFavs : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'remove_quote_from_faves'; var params = 'a=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).addClass('favheartOff'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).removeClass('favheartOn'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).attr({alt:'Add to Faves', title:'Add to Faves'}); var new_score = parseInt($('#score_' + quote_id).html(),10) - 1; var new_label = 'Add to Faves'; $('#score_' + quote_id).text(new_score); $('#scorelabel_' + quote_id).text(new_label); } else { alert('uh oh'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try removing that quote from your favorites again.'); } }); } }; var quote = { reportQuote : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/quote.php'; var action = 'report'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id; $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('Thank you for telling us that this quote doesn\'t follow the rules.'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this quote'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh. something went wrong. Please try reporting that quote again.'); } }); } }; // prevent accidental deletion var follow = { startfollowing : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'start_following'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('Please sign in to follow this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try following that person again.'); } }); }, stopfollowing : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'stop_following'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('not ok'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try to stop following that person again.'); } }); } }; var block = { startblocking : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'start_blocking'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('Ok. This person\'s comments will no longer show on your profile and your quotes.'); } else { alert('Please sign in to block this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try blocking that person again.'); } }); }, stopblocking : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'stop_blocking'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok. This person\'s comments will now show on your profile and your quotes.'); } else { alert('not ok'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try to stop blocking that person again.'); } }); } }; var votes = { // // vote up a quote // voteUp : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'voteup'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(parseInt(data,10) + 1); }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. Please try voting up this quote again.'); } }); }, // // vote down a quote // voteDown : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'votedown'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(parseInt(data,10) - 1); }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); //$("#score_" + quote_id).html("?"); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. Please try voting down this quote again.'); } }); }, // // vote up a quote RANDOM // voteUpRandom : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'voteup'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(data); window.location = '/random-quote'; }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. 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Quotes by skinscent
I made some layouts
Just incase anyone wanted some layouts that were "decent" looking, I guess, I don't know. Anyway, the account is SkinscentLayouts, and the layout is there.
 
 
 
6060944 added by skinscent to advice quotes on 24 Jul 2012 at 3:08pm
 
 
Hey moon, please forget to fall down.
Hey moon, don't you go down.
 
 
 
6056567 added by skinscent to lyrics quotes on 23 Jul 2012 at 6:27pm
 
I feel like I haven't been on in forever hey whats up
 
 
 
6050435 added by skinscent to vent quotes on 22 Jul 2012 at 2:28pm
 
I'm trying to think of good usernames that include my name and so far I've thought of:

- Eireann (Gaelic for 'Erin')
- Erindavv (Combination of my first and last name.)

And I need help so tell me if those sound good/bad or if you have better ideas okay
 
 
 
6024244 added by skinscent to advice quotes on 17 Jul 2012 at 12:24am
 
My
body
is
a
dead
language
and
you
pronounce
each
word
perfectly.
 
 
 
6021241 added by skinscent to love quotes on 16 Jul 2012 at 3:24pm
 
I want to put my fingers on your palms and give you my words, and you could fix them; say them back to me as I meant them with your lips on mine, lending them a rhythm that I could never find.
 
 
 
6018866 added by skinscent to love quotes on 15 Jul 2012 at 11:58pm
 
The smell of her hair, the
taste of her mouth
, the feeling of her skin seemed to have got inside him, or into the air all around him. She had become a
physical necessity.
— 1984, George Orwell
 
 
 
6010348 added by skinscent to love quotes on 14 Jul 2012 at 4:30am
 
Super rich kids with nothing but loose ends,
Super rich kids with nothing but fake friends.
 
 
 
6010147 added by skinscent to lyrics quotes on 14 Jul 2012 at 2:02am
 
Hello Darling.
Sorry about that. Sorry about the bony elbows, sorry we lived here, sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud. Especially that, but I should have known. You see, I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together to make a creature that will do what I say or love me back.
— Richard Siken, from "Litany in Which Certain Things are Crossed Out"
 
 
 
6010062 added by skinscent to love quotes on 14 Jul 2012 at 1:30am
 
I am
afraid
of getting older … I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day — spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free…. I want, I want to think, to be omniscient…. I think I would like to call myself ‘The girl who wanted to be God.’
— Sylvia Plath, written in 1949 at age 17
 
 
 
5985444 added by skinscent to inspirational quotes on 09 Jul 2012 at 1:32pm
 
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  1. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 4:57pm EDT
    lets play a game called "how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow"

  2. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:47pm EDT
    Question 6: who is the real slim shady? support your answer using evidence from the text.

  3. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:33pm EDT
    what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

  4. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:10pm EDT
    me after 30 seconds of running: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing

  5. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:30pm EDT
    don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

  6. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:17pm EDT
    She wears short skirts
    I eat pizza
    She's cheer captain
    & I'm still eating pizza.

  7. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:09pm EDT
    "I'm so done," the girl whispered as she picked up the knife, and began putting it-along with other various murder weapons- back into the game CLUE.

  8. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 11:32pm EDT
    when i'm older i'm going to move to london and one rainy day i'll be sitting in a coffee shop and a really cute waiter with the nicest accent will serve me and then ask for my number and we will fall in love and live happily ever after and if it doesnt happen i'm going to summon demons from the underworld to rise and destroy everyone this has been a warning

  9. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 11:30pm EDT
    this is my 69th quote.
    & i'd just like to honor a few people.
    1. maaddiissoonn
    2. littleleftofthemiddle
    3. pesadilla
    cause they're all sexual ok bye

  10. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:36pm EDT
    a blind man walks into a bar
    and a table
    and a chair

  11. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:15pm EDT
    the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and the entire classroom erupts in laughter as he jumps on a cloud and ascends into the sky

  12. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:58pm EDT
    when people feel its necessary to put a heart after every quote, like what are you even doing? ♥

  13. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 5:46pm EDT
    look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants the number to my orthodontist.

  14. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 5:39pm EDT
    if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

  15. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:42pm EDT
    I enjoy long romantic walks over the FACES OF PEOPLE I DONT LIKE

  16. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:04pm EDT
    when your friend
    comes over
    but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
    true friendship

  17. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 4:50pm EDT
    step one: search a video on youtube
    step two: click 'related videos'
    step three: get lost in internet land forever

  18. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:17pm EDT
    waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
    taylor swift: *writes an album*

  19. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:52pm EDT
    imagine trying to take a crap while in the arena like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games

  20. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 10:46pm EDT
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