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BlackButterflies
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January 25, 2013 3:31pm UTC

i still can't work out how the majority of the teenage girl population manages to look good wearing a big woolen sweater with a messy bun.
when i wear that, i look like i died and someone dragged me out of the grave and back into the living world by my hair.

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sophsunflower12
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January 24, 2013 7:25pm UTC

some people: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A 99%! I WANTED A 100%!!!!
me: 69%? HECK, YEAH! Whooooooo! I DIDN'T FAIL! I DESERVE A PIECE OF CAKE FOR THIS!!
(lol jk. i complain when i get a 96%)

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IJustNeedLovee
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January 24, 2013 7:08pm UTC

No.
I did not just spend an hour listening to songs about Nutella.
No.
it was 2 hours....

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batmancupcake57girl
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January 24, 2013 8:39pm UTC

i used to not wear makeup
i used to not straighten my hair
i used to not care what anyone thought of me
i used to not care if i didnt have a boyfriend
i used to think boys were gross
i used to think there was no such thing as "popularity"
i used to go weeks without crying
i used to think everyone was my best friend
i used to love going to school
i used to be happy all the time
What happened?

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batmancupcake57girl
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January 24, 2013 7:41pm UTC

RANDOM FACT!
Spongebob is the only surviving Nicktoon from the 90's

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DoneAwayWithDrama
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January 24, 2013 7:15pm UTC

That amazing person
that can always make you smile when you're having the worst day

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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batmancupcake57girl
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January 24, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me the most unsual name.
Love, the girl who's name is never on those customized keychain
nmq

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:30pm UTC

The three most uncomfortable situations for girls
1. When you spill food down your shirt and you can't really get it
2. When a teacher says 'pick a partner' and you don't have a friend in that class
3. Doing jumping jacks in gym

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carson5482
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January 24, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Oh, my opinion offended you?
You should hear the ones I keep in my head.

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brigid*
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January 24, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Wife: Honey can you help me with the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Honey the toilet is broken!
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
(The husband went out for lunch and when he came back the house was fixed)
Husband: Did you fix all of this?
Wife: No, the neighbors son did, but he said I had to make him a burger or sleep with with him.
Husband: You gave him the burger right?
Wife: Do I look like a Burger King?

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BlackButterflies
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January 24, 2013 7:35pm UTC

my tabs have to be in a specific order.

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BlackButterflies
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January 24, 2013 7:48pm UTC

my sister was lying with her head on my stomach, and my stomach growled, so she goes "Lizzy, I think your abs must be asleep, because they're snoring."

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SuperBass223
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January 24, 2013 8:53pm UTC

If I ever have a kid
I'm going to raise them in an Amish community and make them believe it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16 I'm going to tell them I invented a 'time machine', and I will send them into the 'future' and watch as they discover a whole new world.

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SarahDGirl
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January 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today on the news they were talking about North Korea
"Apparently they are making nuclear bombs that are planned to land in Hawaii, and possibly take out some of the major inland"
I changed the channel to Wheel of Fortune
"Congradulations! You've just won a free trip to Hawaii!"
I DIED XD

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jessdillon1234
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January 24, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I was helping out with one of the preschool classes at my dance studio and this was a legit conversation that went on:
teacher: did anyone see there mommy or daddy watching the inagoration?
kid one: whats that?
kid two: its when you sleep during day
me: thats nocturnal
kid three: arn't bats nocturnal?
kid two: no antolopes are
kid four: nuh uh antolopes a fruit
kid five: i know where babys come from!!
*everyone gets quiet*
kid five: *whispering* cleevland.
entire class: *gasp*
*true story

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SomeRandomDude
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January 25, 2013 6:42pm UTC

If someone came up to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end?
NMQ

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basicallyeric
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January 25, 2013 6:17pm UTC

When british people try to sound american, they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie, a ghetto rapper from the streets or an uneducated surfer from california.

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JudyBeautyActress
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:09pm UTC

If life gives you Limes,
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.

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dolph*
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January 24, 2013 2:04pm UTC

What the book says: "The curtain was blue"
What the teacher thinks: "The blue colour of the curtain exemplify's the protagonists depression. This is a key element to the premise of the story"
What the author meant: "The curtain is was blue"

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