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basicallyeric

1. basicallyeric
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   March 5, 2013 7:06pm UTC
   Pros to buying a pizza: pizza
   Cons to buying a pizza: buying
   
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2. basicallyeric
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   March 2, 2013 11:39am UTC
   why isn't a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
   
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3. basicallyeric
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   February 2, 2013 8:35pm UTC
   Losing your pencil
   while doing your homework is god’s sign of telling you not to do it.
   
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4. basicallyeric
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   January 30, 2013 4:06pm UTC
   Truth or dare = interrogation or abuse
   
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5. basicallyeric
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   January 28, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   Why do people cry on the last day of school?
   You should be crying on the first day of school.
   
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6. basicallyeric
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 10:15am UTC
   I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
   "Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
   All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.
   
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7. basicallyeric
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 7:57pm UTC
   I told my friend that guys actually do talk about girls for a good amount of time at a sleepover and she was shocked.
   What do girls think we do?
   Worship Satan?
   Human sacrifice?
   
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8. basicallyeric
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   January 25, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   When british people try to sound american, they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie, a ghetto rapper from the streets or an uneducated surfer from california.
   
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9. basicallyeric
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 4:53pm UTC
   So girls
   are always wondering what a guy is thinking when he likes her.
   Well, we're not really feeling anything different from girls.
   When we like a girl, we're constantly thinking about that one girl.
   You're thinking about the he way she talks, her hair, her clothes, everything.
   And you'd do anything in the world to make her happy.
   To make her laugh and smile.
   And you remember all the little things about her.
   Anything that makes her special and different.
   And you really want to tell her how you feel, but you can't get the words out.
   I know it sounds corny and fake, but we feel the same way girls do.
   We may not show it as much, but we do.
   
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10. basicallyeric
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    School: please get a full night of sleep
    School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
    School: and study for tests
    School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
    School: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
    School: don't be late for school
    School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
    School: kids need a balanced diet
    School: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
    School: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
    School: but don't use the internet while doing homework
    School: but hey we need to be more technology involved, let's put all of your assignments on the internet
    
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