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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6603095
my teacher threw a banana peel at me while dressed in slender
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6601387
:D
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago on quote 6601387
cry LMAO
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6597696
took me a while to get it :p
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6596572
this is our generation guys
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
oh my god, these comments just killed me
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
No, no, stay alive. We still need a sacrificial victim.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Oh, yes, please, stay alive He will be angered if you do not. And yes, love I think we should invite the Great One. He will be rather impressed, I'm sure.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I hope he enjoys the virgin recipe I created.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I'm sure that he will. You have always been skilled in the art of preparing humans for a feast, and the recipe sounds delicious!
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6595177
yeah, they might be :p
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6595177
ah yes i seemed to have forgotten that one
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
oh well that's brand new information
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
But now that you know, we'll have to prepare you for sacrifice. Please, don't fight it. Actually, no, please do. Makes it more interesting. We'll be by your house at 6pm Thursday.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Don't forget, the ritual starts at 7:06, because that would technically be 6:66 if hours had more than 60 minutes. It shouldn't be too painful, and don't worry, the goat's blood doesn't taste too bad.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
*licks lips* Dang it, now I'm hungry. Suppose I should go find a virgin to eat.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I have a new virgin recipe, for the ultimate virgin meal, cook them with virgin oil and lightly spice them as well. It's a fabulous taste. Add blood if you like it a little saucy too.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
We so have to try that at the next ceremony. Oh, and by the way, I ordered three cases of Blood Wine. Should that be enough.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Hmm, which of our Satanic sisters will be joining us?
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Well, I do believe Sister DarkWing will be there, and SisterJade, you know how she loves her wine, the finest she always says. Do you know if the Blood Thorne Sisters will be coming?
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
They haven't responded to the message I telepathically sent yet, but we'll faire better if we have extra wine in case they do arrive. What will we be having for desert, I always have a sweet tooth after sacrificial entrees.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I do believe there is going to be Lace Bat Wings cake and Dragon creme pie, straight from the fires of the deepest pits of Hel.l, of course.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Ah yes, I adore the Underworld Delicacies chain, the pastries from there are absolutely fantastic.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Oh, I know, they are just amazing. I cannot wait.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I hope our victim does not inform the humanoid authorites, I've been awaiting this month's feast especially much.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Yes, I've been waiting for the sacred feast so that my beauty and succubus powers will be restored. We shall just have to silence those mortals.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I'm sure Satan will aid us.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Of course he will. Oh, and remember, Brother Eric will be joining us for the ceremony.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Ah, yes, Brother Eric. Can you please inform him that the ceremony will be BYOSCC (Bring Your Own Satan Channeling Candles)?
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Of course. I'll send him the mental message now.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Oh, good. I have a feeling that we will have a spectacular night.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
As do I. Oh, do you want to go out for some teenager boy afterwords? Their skin is so tender and soft, and it tastes so delicious!
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Ah, but of course! Shall we go to France for that? The boys there keep their skin very moisturized!
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Definitely! I always thought the French had a nice, sweet taste to them anyways.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Shall we invite the Great One to our feast?
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
oh my god, these comments just killed me
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
No, no, stay alive. We still need a sacrificial victim.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
Oh, yes, please, stay alive He will be angered if you do not. And yes, love I think we should invite the Great One. He will be rather impressed, I'm sure.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I hope he enjoys the virgin recipe I created.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
I'm sure that he will. You have always been skilled in the art of preparing humans for a feast, and the recipe sounds delicious!
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countingthestars · 1 decade ago on quote 6595449
you're welcome
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basicallyeric · 1 decade ago on quote 6595177
haha
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:)

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