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so today I walked into my English class 

to find my teacher playing a ukulele.

Someone please tell me that their school is as weird as mine.




 
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so today I walked into my English class to find my teacher playing

415 faves · 145 comments · Jan 29, 2013 4:18pm

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funny · lol · weird · lolwut · teachers · ukulele

babyblueyes · 1 decade ago
There was a circle of students around my 60 year old teacher who was on the ground with his feet in the air
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JaZzXx · 1 decade ago
Walked into class and found teacher singing and playing postman pat on his guitar *shudders at flashback*
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hannahmagic13 · 1 decade ago
Walked by cafeteria to find a man playing the bagpipes. In TEXAS.
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livilucy21* · 1 decade ago
Mine is weirder. I walked into my class yesterday to my teacher arguing with a student about how thongs are way better than boy short underwear while on the projector was a video playing of her parents' duck farting. And the saddest part of it is: I'm not kidding–and I really wish I am.
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kayleebaby1210 · 1 decade ago
my teacher has 3 rubber chickens and when we play games in class sometimes she makes us throw her chickens into a basket like basketball.... she named one Sanchez and now wants all spanish classes to come together and do the Harlem Shake or she calles it "Sanchez Shake".. we are in highschool ;D
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Every1stellingmeSecrets · 1 decade ago
in middleschool my teacher wore a fake beard and mustach, and really wierd clothes. we all thought he was a sub for the whole class, and all swiched seats and stuff then at the end he took it of and gave us all extra homework for being rude
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evypeeps · 1 decade ago
Today I walked into MATH and my teacher was playing a ukelele, and after class he was showing off his yoyo tricks. yeah, my school's pretty weird.
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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds · 1 decade ago
my chorus teacher speant 30min talking about thunder snow and there's some other wierd stuff but too much to list this is probably the least weird
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Angelika* · 1 decade ago
We have to learn how to play it
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now delicate_disaster* · 1 decade ago
My english teacher keeps a rubber cactus in his closet because he wants to write a story about them someday, and we spend our class time listening to him tell romance stories about students he used to teach and watching youtube videos. Also, if you're from the town he lives in, he knows everything about you. So yeah

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6272978
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jahan · 1 decade ago
i go to an all girl school and no one's a lesbian but they all get 'married' to eachother as if theyre boyfriend and girlfriend....
beat you on the weirdness scale :P
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mairmair8 · 1 decade ago
my school has a ukulele club..... and in my orchestra class (let me remind you that most people take orchestra because they cant sing) most days we decide to sing our parts instead of play them. yeah my school is just as weird.
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ILoveCD · 1 decade ago
My art teacher always talks to his hands as if they are real people..
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xxjuliarocksit556xx · 1 decade ago
There are kids in my school who actually walk in the hallways playing their ukuleles. LOL IM ACTUALLY HOLDING MINE RIGHT NOW!!!
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Johanna Mason* · 1 decade ago
My english teacher... Allister.... is well, Allister. You can ask him the stupidest of questions and he'll answer.
Example:
"Allister, where's our school?"
"Right here."
And you think playing the Ukelele is weird.

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HelloXOXOKitty · 1 decade ago
My 8th grade science teacher would always play the ukulele.. sometimes she was so busy playing, we never had to do work.And she played it during tests ;o

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
Honey, I go to an art school. It doesn't get much weirder.
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crazylifelover · 1 decade ago
try a ukulele made out of an armidillo.....yep. thats my school.
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yoloyolo · 1 decade ago
Mr. Cushing??
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NeonFlower7 · 1 decade ago
must just be english classes cuz mines pretty messed up too... hes quite pervy and says words like 'kinky' in class lol
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