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If I ever have a kid

I'm going to raise them in an Amish community and make them believe it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16 I'm going to tell them I invented a 'time machine', and I will send them into the 'future' and watch as they discover a whole new world.

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If I ever have a kid I'm going to raise them in an Amish

254 faves · 5 comments · Jan 24, 2013 8:53pm

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timetravel · awholenewworld · anewfantasticpointofview · funny

iwillneverforget · 1 decade ago
as your child develops a horrible mental state of confusion ahahaha
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mooselinaturtle · 1 decade ago
Have you ever read "Running Out of Time" (Margaret Peterson Haddix) because that's pretty much the plot of the book lol
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
HOLY CRAP I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT!!!
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Eva51497 · 1 decade ago
omg your kids r going to hate you lol but that's hilarious.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
But, that means you'll have to be Amish too.
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