Hi, I'm Sarah (:
I am five-teen years young an every december 27th I wear a pointy hat and blow out candles.
I'm a New England city girl.
Nice Bum where ya from? Boston Mass. Kiss my .
I speak english and sarcasm fluently.
Looking for a witty best friend to love me.
I say stupid things infront of my crush. I message him all the time. No he doesn't message back.
I am not part of a fandom but I dont disrespect them.
I obsess. I laugh. I cry. I love. I hate. I want. I need.
Hi I am Sarah and I am flawed in a million ways. I have my own opinions. I will never be perfect. I don't think he loves me. I can see why.
The picture below is NOT me
Making funny faces and taking selfies like its my job
Putting on skinny jeans VS Harlem Shake Skinny Jeans: step one: right leg step two: left leg step three: wiggle step four: jump step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA Harlem Shake: step one: right leg step two: left leg step three: wiggle step four: jump step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA Basically NMF! the idea came from a quote on top quotes and I responded to their own quote by making one
I wish everything was different My hair My height My weight My friends My clothes My life My stlye Myself I just wish everything thing was different because I want Her hair Her height Her weight Her friends Her clothes Her life Her stlye Herself Because she's perfect and she's everything I'm not
I feel like I'm not part of this whole "Witty family" even though I've been on here for over 2 years on different accounts I don't think anyone really cares and I see you all comforting eachother on here and I just can't find that Anywhere ..But its all I want
"I'm hungry" Then you should eat. Czech the fridge Wait theres Norway there's anything in there Uganda be joking right now Denmark my words these are the worst puns ever Kenya think of anymore? No Iran out of ideas
Hi. I am a girl. Why can girls say "Guys with Abs <3" But if guys say "Girls with flat stomachs<3" It is messed up because they only want fit girls? Well if you only want guys with Abs you only want fit guys. Guys are self conscious too </3
Just a thought. -If all these witty guys are saying all guys aren't the same then why are they making quotes about guys as a whole? They say "Guys love hugs" well how do you know when you said all guys aren't the same? So if they're not the same they probably dont all think like the guys on witty. JUST SAYIN. Dont hate on my quote it's just my thought Thanks if you read :)