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iwillneverforget

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Member Since: 28 May 2011 04:22pm

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2015 09:24pm

Birthday: December 27

Gender: F

user id: 178030

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Hi, I'm Sarah (:
I am five-teen years young an every december 27th I wear a pointy hat and blow out candles.
I'm a New England city girl.
Nice Bum where ya from? Boston Mass. Kiss my .
I speak english and sarcasm fluently.
Looking for a witty best friend to love me.
I say stupid things infront of my crush. I message him all the time. No he doesn't message back.
I am not part of a fandom but I dont disrespect them.
I obsess. I laugh. I cry. I love. I hate. I want. I need.

Hi I am Sarah and I am flawed in a million ways. I have my own opinions. I will never be perfect. I don't think he loves me. I can see why.

The picture below is NOT me

Making funny faces and taking selfies like its my job

iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans VS Harlem Shake
Skinny Jeans:
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA
Harlem Shake:
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA
Basically
NMF! the idea came from a quote on top quotes and I responded to their own quote by making one

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:14pm UTC

I wish everything was different
My hair
My height
My weight
My friends
My clothes
My life
My stlye
Myself
I just wish everything thing was different because I want
Her hair
Her height
Her weight
Her friends
Her clothes
Her life
Her stlye
Herself
Because she's perfect
and she's everything I'm not

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:48pm UTC

I feel like I'm not part of this whole
"Witty family"
even though I've been on here for over 2 years on
different accounts I don't think anyone really cares
and I see you all comforting eachother on here and
I just can't find that
Anywhere
..But its all I want

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:54pm UTC

"I'm hungry"
Then you should eat.
Czech the fridge
Wait theres Norway there's anything in there
Uganda be joking right now
Denmark my words these are the worst puns ever
Kenya think of anymore?
No Iran out of ideas

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I would tell you my story but I don't know it yet

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:44pm UTC

You see all the "Smile you're beautiful" quotes
But you can't smile because you know you're not.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:41pm UTC

The sad thing is
I would kill to be SECOND best.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 11:55pm UTC

#Girl Dilemas
1,
Feeling sick? put on yogas, Putting on yogas, put on the one thong your mom let you get. Put on thong, get your period..

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 6:59pm UTC

I'm a teenage girl
My Bff texts and says she kissed Johnny
Well thats a problem
'Cause I like Johnny
: This commercial <3

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 11:25am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I wonder if yawning..
Looks like Screaming to Deaf People
♥
NMQ/NMF

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 5:55pm UTC

#Girl Code 1
If someone asks for a hair tie
and you have one
you MUST give it to them.
nmf/ series??

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:06pm UTC

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
and while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutley lover her when she
Smiles.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:28pm UTC

you're not the only one trying to be the ONLY one
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:21pm UTC

When you've lost everything
What is to stop you from doing anything?
Nothing.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 6:07pm UTC

O.M.G
As of now September 26th 2012 6:06 pm Easter Time united states
I AM ON THE THRD PAGE OF TODAY"S TOP QUOTES.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Hi.
I am a girl.
Why can girls say "Guys with Abs <3"
But if guys say "Girls with flat stomachs<3"
It is messed up because they only want fit girls?
Well if you only want guys with Abs you only want fit guys.
Guys
are
self
conscious
too
</3

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:40am UTC

You're like a bag of Chips
I expected much more.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Just a thought.
-If all these witty guys are saying all guys aren't the same then why are they making quotes
about guys as a whole? They say "Guys love hugs" well how do you know when you said
all guys aren't the same? So if they're not the same they probably dont all think like the
guys on witty. JUST SAYIN. Dont hate on my quote it's just my thought
Thanks if you read :)

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Plot Twist: You run out of shampoo before conditioner.

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 11:21pm UTC

♥ My toilet during the day
woosh.
My toilet at night
"WOOOOOSSSSHHH"
♥

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