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Thatawkwardtaco

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Member Since: 8 Aug 2012 12:37am

Last Seen: 26 Dec 2019 12:24pm

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I am a person named Lindsay. Well, that’s really all you need to know, but I’ll keep going. My Birthday is August 5th, and yea. I love to play the piano, hence my profile picture, I love photography, and I love to write poems. I actually might get a couple published :D. I am currently working on a book, and you guys will see it when it comes out :D (hopefully). So, yea. That’s it. Be my friend :D? Lol, jk. I have no friends (y). Jk. Lmao XD.
  1. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Guys on Instagram: You don't need make up and nice clothes to be beautiful. You already are <3.
    Same guys on instagram: Look at the potatoe over there

  2. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Isn’t it just so ironic,
    How the letters “U” and “I” and right next to each other on the keyboard
    But then underneath it is “JK”?

  3. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Who else did this when you were younger?
    Person: You’re a b*tch
    Me: You just called me a b*tch. A b*tch is a girl dog, dogs bark, bark is part of a tree, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so you just called me beautiful.

  4. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:38am UTC
    Where do you buy a Forever Alone shirt,
    because I’m really considering about wearing it on Valentine’s Day.

  5. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:35am UTC
    Friend: So, who’s your Valentine?
    Me: (Turns around, making sure she wasn’t talking to anyone else.) Wait. Are you talking to me?
    Friend: Duh. Who else? So, who’s your Valentine :)?
    Me: You do realize that I will be forever alone, correct?
    Friend: Well, you can always be one of those cat ladies, so technically you won’t be alone!
    Me: I’m allergic to cats....
    FOREVER ALONE

  6. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Me:
    (Puts new profile picture on Facebook)
    Me: I wonder how many likes I will get :D
    (One century later)
    (One like)
    Me: OMG!! THAT’S MORE THAN I’VE EVER GOTTEN BEFORE! WOOHOO

  7. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Ah, It’s almsot Christmas.
    What a wonderful time in the year. Where people get presents, have family get togethers, running down to the Christmas tree in the morning, and snuggle by the fire place with their boyfriends\girlfriends and watch movies about Santa while drinking Hot Chocolate.
    Oh wait, I’m Jewish....

  8. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Fantasy:
    Me: I’m cold.
    Boyfriend: Here’s my jacket so you can stay warm... Oh! Let me go to that store down the block to see if they have any hot chocolate, and maybe afterwards I’ll just stop off at the other store and buy you a big, puffy blanket.
    Reality:
    Me: Oh wait. I don’t have a boyfriend..

  9. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Commercial that I saw on T.V.:
    By taking this, you can get rid of your cold forever!
    Side affects may include:
    Yellow skin,
    yellow eyes,
    liver damage,
    brain damage,
    heart damage,
    kidney damage,
    nausea,
    tiredness,
    being hungry,
    depression,
    change in mood,
    not hungry at all,
    thoughts of suicide,
    short term memory,
    rash,
    insomniac,
    weakness,
    brittle bones,
    soreness of the muscles,
    high fever,
    a worse cold,
    allergic reaction,
    stomach virus,
    hemophilia,
    AND basically,
    Death
    Death
    Death
    Death
    Death
    Death
    Death
    Death
    So, tired of having colds all of the time? Take this to relieve yourself of it!

  10. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    What happens to me:
    Mosquitoes and every other type of bug: (All swarm to me and bite me all of the time.) Damn, love this girl.
    Boy: (Bumps into me.) Move you peasant.
    -.-

  11. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    X-boyfriend: Hi. You okay?
    Me: No. Do you know what it feels like to see you every single day, happy without me? Do you think I enjoy seeing you kiss your girlfriend goodbye when she goes into class? Do you even know how much you hurt me? After everything we went through, I don’t know how you even have the nerve to talk to me. You ripped my heart in half, and when I see you acting like everything is great in the world, no, it’s not, and no, I’m not okay. Yea. I’m just tired.

  12. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Friend: What’s the date today?
    Me: 10\11\12.
    Friend: Thanks.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: WAIT. 10\11\12! THAT’S SO COOL!
    Friend:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Dog:
    Cat:
    Me: Get it, cause see-
    Friend: I GET IT.

  13. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:35pm UTC
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  14. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Dear the inventor of “Truth is” on Facebook,
    I HATE YOU
    That is all.

  15. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Just take a minute to think
    How many pictures your in the background of
    Mind=Blown

  16. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Remembering Steve Jobs,
    who died last year on this day<3.

  17. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Dear alarm clock,
    STOP WAKING ME UP WHEN I’M AT THE BEST PART OF MY DREAM.
    Sincerely,
    The entire world

  18. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Boy I like: Hey. Can I ask you a question?
    Me: Thinking- omg, what did I do, what the he|| did I do? Omg. Did I forget to do something for him? Is he mad at me? What should I do? :O. Maybe he likes me, and is going to ask me out! OMG!!!!!
    Me: Yea?!
    Boy I like: What did you get for question 4 on the math homework?
    -.-

  19. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    So yesterday, my friend drank for the first time.
    I had no idea, until we ran into her friend that’s a year older than us
    She told her friend that she drank today, and you know what her friend said?
    She was screaming,
    "I’m so proud of you"
    Really? Is this how messed up society is now a days?
    That you have to be proud of someone because they drank, even though their seven years underaged?
    Is this what people have to do now to make somebody proud?
    Is this something to live up to?
    Well, I guess so, since so many people are doing it...

  20. Thatawkwardtaco Thatawkwardtaco
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Mayan 1: Hey, I can’t find another big stone to write down the rest of the calendar.
    Mayan 2: Don’t worry. By the year 2012 the humans should have flying cars. I think they’ll be able to figure out the calendar and moon phases on their own.
    Mayan 1: Yea. Imagine if they think the world is going to end in 2012 because we couldn’t find another large stone.
    Mayan 2: That would be hilarious, but I don’t think that the humans will be that stupid.

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