I am a person named Lindsay. Well, that’s really all you need to know, but I’ll keep going. My Birthday is August 5th, and yea. I love to play the piano, hence my profile picture, I love photography, and I love to write poems. I actually might get a couple published :D. I am currently working on a book, and you guys will see it when it comes out :D (hopefully). So, yea. That’s it. Be my friend :D? Lol, jk. I have no friends (y). Jk. Lmao XD.
Who else did this when you were younger? Person: You’re a b*tch Me: You just called me a b*tch. A b*tch is a girl dog, dogs bark, bark is part of a tree, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so you just called me beautiful.
Friend: So, who’s your Valentine? Me: (Turns around, making sure she wasn’t talking to anyone else.) Wait. Are you talking to me? Friend: Duh. Who else? So, who’s your Valentine :)? Me: You do realize that I will be forever alone, correct? Friend: Well, you can always be one of those cat ladies, so technically you won’t be alone! Me: I’m allergic to cats.... FOREVER ALONE
Ah, It’s almsot Christmas. What a wonderful time in the year. Where people get presents, have family get togethers, running down to the Christmas tree in the morning, and snuggle by the fire place with their boyfriends\girlfriends and watch movies about Santa while drinking Hot Chocolate. Oh wait, I’m Jewish....
Fantasy: Me: I’m cold. Boyfriend: Here’s my jacket so you can stay warm... Oh! Let me go to that store down the block to see if they have any hot chocolate, and maybe afterwards I’ll just stop off at the other store and buy you a big, puffy blanket. Reality: Me: Oh wait. I don’t have a boyfriend..
Commercial that I saw on T.V.: By taking this, you can get rid of your cold forever! Side affects may include: Yellow skin, yellow eyes, liver damage, brain damage, heart damage, kidney damage, nausea, tiredness, being hungry, depression, change in mood, not hungry at all, thoughts of suicide, short term memory, rash, insomniac, weakness, brittle bones, soreness of the muscles, high fever, a worse cold, allergic reaction, stomach virus, hemophilia, AND basically, Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death So, tired of having colds all of the time? Take this to relieve yourself of it!
X-boyfriend: Hi. You okay? Me: No. Do you know what it feels like to see you every single day, happy without me? Do you think I enjoy seeing you kiss your girlfriend goodbye when she goes into class? Do you even know how much you hurt me? After everything we went through, I don’t know how you even have the nerve to talk to me. You ripped my heart in half, and when I see you acting like everything is great in the world, no, it’s not, and no, I’m not okay. Yea. I’m just tired.
Boy I like: Hey. Can I ask you a question? Me: Thinking- omg, what did I do, what the he|| did I do? Omg. Did I forget to do something for him? Is he mad at me? What should I do? :O. Maybe he likes me, and is going to ask me out! OMG!!!!! Me: Yea?! Boy I like: What did you get for question 4 on the math homework? -.-
So yesterday, my friend drank for the first time. I had no idea, until we ran into her friend that’s a year older than us She told her friend that she drank today, and you know what her friend said? She was screaming, "I’m so proud of you" Really? Is this how messed up society is now a days? That you have to be proud of someone because they drank, even though their seven years underaged? Is this what people have to do now to make somebody proud? Is this something to live up to? Well, I guess so, since so many people are doing it...
Mayan 1: Hey, I can’t find another big stone to write down the rest of the calendar. Mayan 2: Don’t worry. By the year 2012 the humans should have flying cars. I think they’ll be able to figure out the calendar and moon phases on their own. Mayan 1: Yea. Imagine if they think the world is going to end in 2012 because we couldn’t find another large stone. Mayan 2: That would be hilarious, but I don’t think that the humans will be that stupid.