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Eva51497

1. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 5:07pm UTC
   When you talking to people, and they dont ansewer for 5 min and your like they found someone better ):
   Hope your happy.
   
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2. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 9:57am UTC
   Me: *texting my friend* meow
   Him: lmao what?
   Me: I make random animal noises when I don't know what to say.
   Him: ah of course.
   Me: * peacock noise*
   Him: omg I can't talk to you anymore.
   
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3. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 4:46pm UTC
   My daddy and mommy
   Daddy: how can I assimilate into what your doing?
   Mommy: did you just use a big word?
   Daddy: I believe so.
   Mommy: I'm so proud of you!
   
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4. Eva51497
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   January 26, 2013 11:11am UTC
   Went roller-skating for the first time...
   Me: I'm so excited! This will be FUN!
   Friend: Here goes.
   Me:* tries for 5 min.*
   Me: never again.
   Friend: agreed.
   
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5. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   Going to watch a video on YouTube when sudenly:
   Dont watch this video if you have Photosensitive Epilepsy
   pops up on your screen.
   O.o
   
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6. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2013 3:59pm UTC
   Maybe if you be nice, The world will be nice to you.
   
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7. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2013 6:46pm UTC
   The more friends they say I have,
   The more I feel friendless.
   
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8. Eva51497
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Finally getting to use that line you loved in a movie with perfect context. :)
   
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9. Eva51497
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   July 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   It is sooooooo hot!!!!!!!!! : (
   
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10. Eva51497
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    June 30, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    *At the beach*
    little sister: look at the cute fish!
    Me: lets kick sand at them.
    Little sister: but they like you....
    Me: to bad.
    :)
    
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11. Eva51497
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    "Some times i think there is nothing to live for.... sometimes i think i'm crazy... but then i see my baby and i'm not crazy."
    <3 Eminem
    
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12. Eva51497
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    June 26, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    So happy that i got new headphones but not as happy as my family who doesn't have to listen to my music anymore.. :3 lov u
    
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13. Eva51497
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    June 24, 2012 8:02am UTC
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    o Getting away from this place! :) o
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    
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14. Eva51497
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    June 20, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Why does it seem like people are trying to p*ss me off?
    
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15. Eva51497
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    June 20, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    "And I'm the one that should mean something... But you still wish you meant something to somebody else."
    Escape the Fate ~ Something <3
    
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16. Eva51497
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    June 20, 2012 8:47am UTC
    "And I'm the one that should mean something... But you still wish you meant something to somebody else."
    Escape the Fate ~ Something <3
    
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17. Eva51497
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    MY brother found the app. store
    HELP ME!
    
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18. Eva51497
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:14am UTC
    "When you wake up hungover you wish you were sober. I've danced with the devil and dreamed with the demons. Fell asleep with debt ,then fell short of breath. When you wake up hungover you wish you were sober. "
    Anarbor - passion for publication
    
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19. Eva51497
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    June 18, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    "I found reason for me to change who I used to be. A reason to start over new and the reason is you!"
    Hoobastank-The Reason
    
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20. Eva51497
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Who else woke up and ran to the nearest party store to by their Dad a card when they realized it was Father's day?
    P.S. Sorry there were no Father's day card left, Daddy.
    
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