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Kamileon
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April 30, 2013 12:02am UTC

We're crooked souls trying to stay up straight.

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just_fly
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April 30, 2013 9:43am UTC

I found out yesterday that my mom used to cut herself
All those months of me screaming at her that she didn't understand...
She does
Do any of you have any idea how guilty I felt?
I felt so guilty I cut myself again.
Do you have any idea how guilty I still feel?
I feel so guilty I don't even deserve to look my mother in the eye

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*Yours Truly*
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April 29, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Someone I know said to me,
"We need to fix your wardrobe and get some colors into it. You wear too much black."
I said, "Well thats intresting for you to say since you are wearing black. I bought these clothes myself and I have every right to wear them as you do to wear yours. Just because I don't dress like you doesn't mean it's wrong. And im damn well not taking any advice from you. We have different tastes and we are different people. If you want to judge me feel free, but know that it makes you a sh/tty person. Have a problem with me? Then stay away from me."

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littlemertz2
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April 29, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I thought Pink was a lesbian.
Just me?
Don't be offended.
If I were a lesbian,
I'd be into her.

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Alexwise
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April 29, 2013 2:49pm UTC

"I'm gonna take a quick shower" just means I'm gonna take a regular length shower and obviously be late to where I'm going.

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Btrytobefunny
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April 29, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Today telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.

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pluto*
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April 29, 2013 9:27pm UTC

You're stupidity kills me. I'm done with you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Pluto*
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April 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Usain Bolt ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.
I can't even get off the couch in 9.69 seconds.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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caoimhs289
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April 29, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Way to fail exams:
"Welcome to Witty Profiles"

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desperado*
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April 29, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Honestly,
if you don't support Jason Collins' decision to be the first current professional athlete to come out as gay, you can go die in a hole.

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Yourbeautiful*
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April 29, 2013 10:01pm UTC

Make sure you taste how nice your word are,
before you spit them out .

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SorrowUnleashed
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April 29, 2013 7:11pm UTC

One for the pain,
Nobody can heal.
Two for the sadness,
That I feel.
30 for the times,
You said you were mine.
40 for all the
Twisted lies.
50 for the father,
Who tried to kill his daughter.
90 more,
I will fall asleep in the water.
She was right and I was wrong,
Now I'm dead and I'm gone.
This is goodbye.
I will not fail this time.

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marie1616
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April 30, 2013 12:22am UTC

I came into this world covered in someone elses blood and screaming, let me tell you, I ain't afraid to leave it the same way.

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thatswutshesaid
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April 29, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Kim Jong-Un: I will destroy the united states!
george w. bush: lol too late

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
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April 29, 2013 6:37pm UTC

So, I have someone in my phone who I named "Muggle" because they didn't like Harry Potter. I don't even know who it is now.
O_o

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MyWittyProfile
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April 29, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Me: *takes 20 selfies before deciding I look bad*

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Butterbear
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April 29, 2013 10:07pm UTC

My mind when I'm sleeping: yes, YES! I WILL MARRY YOU!... Is that a talking potatoe?
My mind in the morning: Uhhhhg.... wait didn't I marry a potatoe last night?
My mind durring school: I wonder what would happen if the zombie outbreak happend right now O.O
My mind after school: Oh.my.god.some.body.FEED.ME.
My mind at night: I'M A CAT, LOOK AT MEEEE!! *Runs around the house in a sugar craze*

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