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Btrytobefunny

1. Btrytobefunny
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   "I knock her lights out, But she stills shine."
   
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2. Btrytobefunny
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   June 23, 2013 6:25am UTC
   do mermaids smoke seaweed?
   
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3. Btrytobefunny
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   June 18, 2013 6:09pm UTC
   If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
   
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4. Btrytobefunny
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   June 1, 2013 2:28pm UTC
   I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito.
   Now he will never have any friends.
   
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5. Btrytobefunny
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   May 30, 2013 3:59pm UTC
   Kids Bop be like, "I'm on that good milk and applesauce."
   
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6. Btrytobefunny
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   May 27, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   When I told you to take out the trash,
   I was hoping you would throw yourself out.
   
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7. Btrytobefunny
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   May 25, 2013 11:44pm UTC
   And everything that glitter ain't gold. I say love don't love forever.
   
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8. Btrytobefunny
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   May 24, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   I don't want to sound like a btch but...
   Oh wait, yes I do.
   
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9. Btrytobefunny
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC
   I do what I want.
   Where ever I want.
   When I want.
   With who I want.
   Unless my mom says no. Then no.
   
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10. Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    "You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it.
    You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.
    You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your window
    So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me."
    ~Bob Marley
    
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11. Btrytobefunny
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    May 20, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    "You've changed"
    No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your asss.
    
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12. Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Dear Boyfriend,
    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
    Sincerely,
    Spiders.
    
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13. Btrytobefunny
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    May 17, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    People spend $1 million to make a commercial about starving kids
    Yet they can't feed them?
    
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14. Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    You want to hear a lie?
    I think you're great.
    You're my best friend.
    
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15. Btrytobefunny
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    May 15, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    When I'm done trying, don't expect me to care anymore.
    
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16. Btrytobefunny
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    May 15, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    So my English teacher was screaming at us for no reason at all
    and she was getting really annoying.
    Thats when a boy across the room screamed " Get a tampon".
    and yes, we laughed.
    
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17. Btrytobefunny
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    May 15, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Do you just ever want to grab someone by the shoulders,
    Look deep into their eyes and whisper
    " No one gives a fck"
    
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18. Btrytobefunny
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    May 14, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    And it's destroying him slowly
    Cause he does not even know me
    Even though he sees me everywhere he goes
    So he just tortures himself
    He has no fortune and wealth
    So he extorts someone else to get his dough
    And now he's acting like a bully
    So he tries to push and pull me
    But he knows that he can't fool me so he's mad
    He has no choice but to scream
    And raise his voice up at me
    Cause it annoys him to see that I ain't scared
    
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19. Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Once they stop talking to you
    they start talking about you.
    
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20. Btrytobefunny
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    May 13, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I typed "Btch" into my GPS and guess what?
    Im in your driveway.
    vroom vromm
    
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