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  1. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If you've ever...
    Got your period while wearing white pants,
    let us cry together.
    Sneezed while you put on mascara,
    let us cry together.
    Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
    let us cry together.
    Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
    let us cry together.
    Gotten your period on your birthday,
    let us cry together.
    Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
    let us cry together.
    Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
    let us cry together.
    Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
    let us cry together.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Can we please understand that "depressed" is an actual emotion as well
    as a mental disorder? Just because you say you feel depressed one day doesn't mean you're claiming to have depression. It's an actual emotion and if you say, "I'm feeling depressed, today." that's absolutely okay because it is in fact a mood and a clinical disorder.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    “it's not your fault. i just can't feel anything.”
    -David Levithan

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    Words don't mean anything.
    Unless you give them a meaning. Words that follow actions.
    Anyone could say sorry and laugh about it later. Anyone could
    say I love you but still cheat on you. Anyone could say they'll be
    there for you but you know it's all just bullsh/t. Show it or prove it.

  6. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    & can you please explain to me,
    what ever happened to best friends forever and always?

  7. tnistar08 tnistar08
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    At sleepovers:
    Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll justwait...
    Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry.

  8. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    I found our picture
    It had been pouring down rain and we just got done with a mud fight. You had cuts on your face and my makeup was smeared all over my face. It was probably the most imperfect photo of us, we looked horrible I admit, but its my favorite because I love the look of our flaws together. I love how we both look vulnerable. You wanted to take a picture though, that way when I missed you I could see it and remember we would always be friends, and so when I'am sad it would make me laugh. That was a year ago, and we are no longer friends. So then, while I was putting it away, it hit me that you dont miss me at all and that instead of bringing laughter it brought tears.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    anyone else have that person who can be your best friend one minute and the next minute they make you feel like sh/t?

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Tonight I was looking through my dresser
    And I saw the necklace
    My part said best
    And your part says friends
    But we aren't best friends anymore
    We aren't even friends anymore
    And that makes me sad
    Seeing you everyday
    Remembering the memories
    But knowing our friendship is over

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    puberty either makes you a
    hot god or a potatoe.

  12. 3wordssayitall 3wordssayitall
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    *friend crying*
    Me: chillll, everything will be okay. what exactly did she say to you?
    Friend: *sniffle* she said i looked like you
    My life people, My life.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    i would like to apolgize
    to the people i have
    not offended yet - i promise i
    will get to you
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 10:51am UTC
    ~They should invent wifi bracelets, so you can
    wear them anywhere and have wifi connection~

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Sometimes
    I just want to randomly shout in the middle of a crowd
    and let all my anger and frustrations out.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    logged into facebook
    saw this
    ya i speak 2 languages english
    nd sassy lmao!! XD swerVE
    logged out
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    friend: i fell off a roof once
    and landed on a fence
    me: i fell off my bed once
    and didn't get up for 22 hours
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
    me: shh it's ok
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    mom
    i can't go to school
    i've got
    the ugly
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    I learned a lot
    ABOUT BEING
    A FRIEND
    when i was alone.

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