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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 2:27am UTC
    am i the only one
    who has a group of
    GOOD FRIENDS,
    instead of one
    best friend?

  2. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    The closest friends youll ever have are the ones youd take a bullet for, but theyre the ones you constantly feel you could put a bullet in as well. -Alex Gaskarth.

  3. Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป* Kerin๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 10:59am UTC
    That one friend who never understands your sarcasm...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Don't tell me you don't want to hurt me. You know
    exactly what you're doing.

  6. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    So I have no self respect because I have sleepovers with guys?...Are you serious right now? -___-

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Do you really have friends? You know, people who include you? People who want to spend time with you on the weekends? People who talk to you because they want to not because they need something from you? People who care? People that don't put you down? Do you REALLY have friends? Yeah. Me neither.

  8. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    why do i keep
    r u n n i n g back
    to you

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    “Before you diagnose yourself
    with depression or low self-esteem,
    first make sure that you ar not, in fact,
    just surrounded by stupid people”
    -William Gibson

  10. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    IN CLASS: "I'll just do this at home."
    AT HOME: "I'll just do this in class."
    Only me?

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    it's 2013 and i still can't teleport to other countries
    to hang out with my internet friends.
    is this some kind of joke

  12. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    One day, a man jumped
    >>off the Golden Gate Bridge.<<
    When the police went searching through his house afterwards,
    [they found a note.]
    'Today I will walk to the bridge.
    If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump.'
    I make a point to smile at everyone now.

  13. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    When you shave
    and you realize it's still kinda prickly some places and you're just
    like
    -_- are. you. KIDDING ME?!?!?!?

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    I wish you could reach inside yourself
    and rip your feelings out
    so you could put them on a table and
    just point and be like
    “Look this is how I feel
    This is what I’m trying to say”
    because for the first time in my life
    I feel utterly restricted by words
    and I’m sure a lot of other people do as well..

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Remember that I love you.
    Remember that I care about you.
    Remember that I'm here for you.
    And if you kill yourself,
    you will kill a part of me, too.

  16. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you.
    You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
    -Bob Marley

  17. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    It's the "jokes"
    that cause
    the most
    damage.

  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    "That's nice, honey."
    Grandma's version of "cool story, bro."

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    my mouth is like a magicians hat...
    you never know what's gonna come outta it.

  20. Stellaluna678 Stellaluna678
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    I wanna see how many
    WITTY GIRLS
    are out there.
    so if your a witty girly
    like this!
    xoxoxoxox

:)

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