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          friend:  i fell off a roof once
          and landed on a fence

          me:  i fell off my bed once
          and didn't get up for 22 hours

 
 

 



 
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friend: i fell off a roof once and landed on a fence me: i fell

295 faves · 3 comments · Feb 5, 2013 9:56pm

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funny · cute · story

andtheystaythere · 1 decade ago
HHAHHAAH
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canyoulikenot · 1 decade ago
my friend jumped off a house and landed on his feet once
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
my guy friend was on a roof of a trailer..and he fell backwards and landed on the ground o.o
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