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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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waitingforyourtouch
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May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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brianamae
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April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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moonbeampie
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June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

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lovecrazy
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December 9, 2012 10:39am UTC

"You need a boyfriend."
No, what I need is faster internet connection.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 3:34pm UTC

"Did you just walk into that wall?"
No. I was trying to get to
Platform 9 3/4.
[(Stupid Muggle...)]

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kendiee2
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December 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC

This Moment In Time
Chapter 9
Aurora's POV
The ride back to the boys' place was a bit quiet. I didnt know what to say to Niall, I didnt want him to see that...
"How's your arm?" He asked.
"It burns a little..."
"Baby girl, Im sorry, I shouldnt have made you-"
"Niall, its not your fault, and the pain lets me know I'm alive."
"You shouldnt think about it like that..."
"I know, and Im working on changing it. By leaving that house I left behind a lot of my problems."
When we got back to the house I went upstairs to put some stuff away. Niall had made space for me even though I told him he didnt have to. The boys stayed downstairs to give me some alone time.
Authors Note
So not how I wanted to end this chapter, but I have to go to bed so more tomorrow loves(:
xoxo-
Kendra

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Cuppy
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Why are scary movies always in creepy
places like jails and hospitals? I want
a scary movie in Walmart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Clean up on aisle 13."
"But sir... there is no aisle 13..."
*Dramatic music*

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 2:44pm UTC

One year ago,
I actually had life outside of my house, I had friends, and I wasn't a socially awkward potato.
Now 214 Quotes, 133 followers, 861 favs,and many AwkoTaco moments later...
Im a socially awkward potato who lives on a chair 24 hours a day, and crys over 5 boys who don't know I exist.
and I have for a whole year today.
Thank you steve.
♡
nmf

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kendiee2
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December 9, 2012 9:43pm UTC

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kendiee2
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December 9, 2012 7:12pm UTC

This Moment In Time
Chapter 7
Niall's POV
When Ro and I went downstairs no one was awake yet, she started cooking anyways. "Even though Christmas is three days away, Im going to make my Christmas breakfast for you guys." She started cooking away and wouldnt let me help her. When she was almost done she told me to go wake everyone else up.
When we came downstairs it smelled amazing. "Its pancakes with pepermint syrup. I made you guys pepermint hot chocolate, and a few other things. Merry early Christmas." They all chorused a thanks and gave her hugs. She want to go get something in the kitchen and I followed her. She was just standing at the sink. I slipped my arms around her waste, and higged her. She was crying. I turned her around.
"Babe, whats wrong?" I asked whiping the tears off her face.
"Nothing, I'm happy. Finally someone cares about me..."
"Not just one person, theres five of us that want the best for you." I hugged her. I looked back at her face, and leaned in to kiss her.
Aurora's POV
When he kissed me I was a little suprised. Things were moving kind of fast, but we knew just about everything about eachother. "Ro, will you be my girlfriend?"
I didnt know what to say so I just smiled and nodded. He kissed me on more quick time before we headed into the dining room for breakfast.
"Are you two together yet?" Harry asked.
"How did you know?" I asked, sorta suprised.
"The way you're both blushing and smiling like fools." Harry giggled, Niall leaned over and kissed me.
"Can someone drive me to my house today so I can grab my clothes and make-up and such?"
"We'll all go on your rollar coaster ride." Zayn is so strange sometimes.
When we got to my house my madre was there, I got scared and wouldnt get out of the car. "You have to tell her."
"Will you go with me?" I whispered because I couldnt find my voice.
"I wouldnt make you go alone baby girl."
We walked up the driveway, and I knocked on the door. My mom instantly started screaming, and telling me how worthless I was...
Authors Note
So do you think Niall will watch? What do you think will happen?
xoxo-
Kendra(:

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kendiee2
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December 9, 2012 1:10am UTC

This Moment In Time
Niall's POV
When Ro was telling me about her dad trying to kidnap her, and the way her mom treats her I made a decision. I dont know when I made it but I did; I couldn't let her go back there. I needed her with me.
When she finally calmed down enough we headed back to the house. When we got there the other boys were in the livingroom watching the X Factor. "Niall, is there anywhere I can take a shower?"
"Yeah, Ill walk you up and get you a change of my clothes. Ill send Louis or someone to get your stuff."
"No, its fine. Tomorrows Friday, I'll just skip."
While she was showering I went to the boys. I made a big decision that included them, but I didnt ask. I explained the situation, and by the time I was done they were ready to go kill someone. Ive never seen the boys become so protective, so quickly. I guess it helps that they all have little sisters.
Aurora's POV
After a long hot shower I changed into a pair of Niall's boxers and a t-shirt. It felt a little weird being in a guys clothes, even though I barely knew him. Something just made me trust him. Niall walked up and knocked on the door.
"Yeah?" I questioned.
"Are you decent?"
"Im dressed, but I dont look to good." He walked in while I was running a brush threw my brown hair. He went down to the livingroom to talk after everyone went to bed. We stayed up til the break of dawn. I fell asleep on a loveseat. Around 10:00 on Friday I woke up in Nialls bed with him next to me. He mustve carried me up.
He rolled over and saw I was awake. He smiled a little and whispered, "Hey."
I blushed a little. "Im going to make breakfast for you and the boys."
"Thats not nessicary."
"I know, but its the least I can do."
Authors Note
Sorry for any gramatical/spelling errors. Its about 1:30am. More chapters tomorrow.
xoxo-
Kendra(:

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cheetah678
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December 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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heartofgold
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December 8, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11,
has a tounge ring,
half of her head shaved of,
and apparently 'bi-sexual'.
Maybe she needs to live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.

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_g0ldenkiid*
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November 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC

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LacedRibbon
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November 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Me watching Dora:
*Dora Theme Song plays*
Me: D-D-D-D-D-DORA
Me: D-D-D-D-D-DORA
Me: DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORAAA.
Me: VAMINOS!
Me: SWIPA NO SWIPING! SWIPA NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *Snaps* AW MAAAN.
Me: YOU CAN LEAD THE WA-AY. HEY! HEY!
Dora: Oh no! My friends are in trouble they can't push the boat. We have to help them!
Me: Lolno. You have to help them.
Dora: We have to say empuje!
Me: Don't tell me what I have to say.
Dora: Can you say empuje?
Me: WHY CAN'T WE JUST SAY "PULL" IN ENGLISH?
Dora: Say it! Say empuje!
Me: Don't tell me what to do you passive agressive b/tch! I don't like you!
Dora: Good!
Me: WAT.
Dora: Okay! Now, I need the map!
Me: Good to know.
Dora: Say map!
Me: Map.
Dora: Louder!
Me: F*CKING MAP YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME.
Map: If there's a place you got to go!
Map: I am the one you need to know!
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: You're the what? Sorry, didn't get that.
Map: If there's a place you got to get!
Map: I can get you there I bet!
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: Oh my god.
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: OKAY.
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: YOU LOOK LIKE A SOFT TACO.
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'M THE MAP!
Me: Oh really? I thought you were a F*CKING CHAIR.
Map: Okay! Tell Dora you need to go over the bridge!
Me: Ok.
Map: Through the woods!
Me: Sounds a little dangerous for a 5 year old.
Map: AND THEN YOU GET TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE!
Me: WHY IS HER GRANDMA'S HOUSE SO DAMN DIFFICULT TO GET TO?!
Dora: Where did Map say we have to go?
Me: Over the bridge and through the woods.
Dora: Over the bridge and through the woods?
Me: B*TCH, YES.
Dora: OKAY!
*At the bridge*
Dora: Where's the bridge?
Me: OMFG I KNOW YOU SEE THAT DAMN BRIDGE RIGHT IN BACK OF YOU.
*Magical Cursor Clicks the Bridge*
Me: WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM?
Dora: Let's go across the bridge!
Me: Okay...
Swiper: *Takes one of the steps on the bridge*
Me: WAT. THA. FACK.
Swiper: *Snickers*
Dora: OH NO! SWIPER TOOK ONE OF THE STEPS ON THE BRIDGE!
Me: ORLY? BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE GAVE YOU A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS
Dora: Quick! Say SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Me: SWIPER, GIVE THE DAMN STEP BACK. WE JUST WANT TO CROSS THE BRIDGE. GTFO.
Swiper: *Snaps* AW MAN.
Swiper: *Puts step back*
Dora: Now let's cross the bridge!
Me: ...............
*At the woods*
Dora: Where's the woods?
Me: ARE YOU BLIND.
*Magical Cursor Again*
Boots: It's over there, Dora!
Me: Atleast you're smart.
Boots: But Dora, I'm scared of the dark woods.
Me: OMFG, BOOTS.
Me: STOP BEING A LITTLE B*TCH MONKEY.
Me: APE UP.
Dora: It's okay boots. My backpack has a flashlight!
Me: Ughhhhhh.
Dora: Can YOU help?
Me: HELP YOUR DAMN SELF!
Dora: Say BACKPACK!
Me: *Rolls eyes*
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack!
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack!
Me: Wtf r u a Pokemon
Backpack: I'm the Backpack!
Me: No sh*t.
Backpack: Loaded up with things and knick knacks too.
Backpack: Anything that you might need I got inside for you!
Me: I need an Advil.
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack!
Me: No.
Backpack: BACKPACK, BACKPACK! YEAH.
Me:
Backpack: What does Dora need?
Me: A flashlight for Boots the scared little b*tch monkey.
Backpack: Okay!
Backpack: *Lets out tape, a screwdriver, and a flashlight*
Me: Wtf.
Backpack: Where's the flashlight?
Me: ....RIGHT THERE.
*Magical cursor clicks the screwdriver*
Me: NO WTF THAT'S NOT A FLASHLIGHT.
Backpack: That's not a flashlight!
Me: ORLY.
*Magical cursor clicks flashlight*
Backpack: THAT'S IT! GIVE THE FLASHLIGHT TO DORA!
Me: Oh God.
Backpack: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM DELICIOSO!
Me: Why did you eat tape and a screwdriver?
Me: That's gonna hurt when you take a mighty backpack sh*t.
Dora: Do you have the flashlight?
Me: Yes.
Dora: GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO THROUGH THE WOODS!
Boots: AND I WON'T BE SCARED.
Me: I HOPE A WILD BEAR KILLS YOU BOTH.
*Finally at Grandma's house*
Dora: !Lo hicimos! We did it!
Me: You just said the same thing twice.
Dora: YAYYY
Me: ...
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: ...Well.. I have to say I enjoyed the part where--
Dora: I LIKED THAT PART TOO!
Me: B*TCH I DIDN'T FINISH.
Me: F*CK THIS. I'M NEVER WATCHING DORA AGAIN.

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November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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