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cheetah678

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Hi my names Veronica! :)I love to perform whether its acting, singing, dancing etc. I spend most of my time in front of a screen. Meaning computers or a TV. My favorite shows are the following: Pretty Little Liars, Glee, Revenge, Secret Circle, and Modern Family. I love making new friends so dont be afraid to say hello to me i dont bite.I also like to play sports. I play soccer, softball, and volleyball. My favorite sport to play however is volleyball.I didn't join witty for the same reason as most people. I joined witty because the quotes made me smile and i felt like i belonged here. As you can see most of my quotes aren't venting they're more like jokes. I'd rather make someone smile then ruining peoples day by complaining about my life.

Thats really it but if you want you can check out one of my besties witty account;) her username is lollypopgrl7. Thank you for your time :)

cheetah678
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 11:18am UTC

Dear big brother,
Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the time I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
Sincerely, ...but you didn't.
nmq

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 11:24am UTC

#Awkward date
When you're in a movie theater with your date and she puts out her hand for you to hold....and you give her a low five instead.
nmq.nmf

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cheetah678
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:26am UTC

Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
That's cute
Sincerely, you think we run

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cheetah678
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 9:32am UTC

Fat, single,
and ready for a pringle
format jimmy365, nmoq

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cheetah678
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 2:45pm UTC

I ' m n o t c a l l i n g y o u a s l u t
b u t y o u r v a g i n a ' s b e e n u s e d
m o r e t h a n g o o g l e

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cheetah678
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:02am UTC

Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
Sincerely, you forgot to flush.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Lettuce
T U R N I P
THE
B E E T
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s / nmq

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cheetah678
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February 6, 2013 11:54am UTC

Please Read,
My friend who is the sweetest most outgoing person i've ever met found a guy that, at first, made her smile and feel good about herself. A few months later he started to be very clingy and wouldn't let her take a pic or even talk with another guy. She then tried to break up with him, but that just made things worse. He then threatened to kill or harm himself if she broke up with him. She came to my friends house and hung out with her. After 2 hours of not talking to him she admitted that it felt great, almost like she was free. Then she checked her text messages and he texted her a bunch of times telling her that it wasn't right to leave hima astray for so long. She spent the rest of the day apologizing for something that wasn't even wrong. They then went to a party together, and he took advantage of her. This type of action that she's enduring is called emotional abuse. She might be strong and confident but one characteristic that she lacks is standing up for herself. Emotional abuse almost always leads to Physical abuse. I dont want it to ever get there but she wont listen to anyone. She once told me this, "Even if he did physically abuse me, i wouldn't tell anyone." This is so serious. I know its not my decision but if she's not going to get help soon then i might need to do it myself. A bunch of people who care about her are going to go to guidance and tell them about her relationship. If that doesn't help then were going head on. We'll speak our minds to him.
- A Friend
If you read this thank you. I really needed to vent. This isn't something fake it's as real as it gets.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Exercise
...Ex..Er..Cise
...Ex..Ar..Cise
...Eggs..Are...sides
...for bacon...
Bacon.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 6:35pm UTC

You know what really turns me on?
Unprotected............wifi

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 10:11am UTC

Dear people everywhere,
Please know that kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute
Sincerely, with that being said, wanna work out?(:

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC

what's the difference between me & a calendar?
A calender has dates

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I promise not to make fun of you height!
I'd never stoop to that level.....

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Dear jerk who thinks he's cool,
Home Depot called...they want their tool back.
Sincerely, Proud Nerd.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Me: I wasn't that drunk!
Friend: Dude, when the intercom came on in the Supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, "God has spoken!."
Me: ...

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 5:48pm UTC

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work...

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear Circle,
You're pointless.
Sincerely, Square

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Dear Bella,
Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka

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cheetah678
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Dear boyfriend,
Please stop trying to make your password "mypenis." The computer and I both agree it's not long enough.
Sincerely, your girlfriend.

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