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meh*
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 10:06am UTC

So Last Week..
There was this new girl at my school,
and she was sitting alone and I bad so I went and sat with her.
I wanted to be nice so I told some jokes from Witty. The entire time she just stared at me. Then finally, she leaned over and whispered
"You're a Wittian."
since last week we've been BFFs just like that. ;)

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Do you ever think
about how weird reading is?
Our eyes are able to scan these different symbols
and construct the scenarios and concepts,
they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions
and make us cry and laugh.
Wow reading is weird

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:01pm UTC

My science teacher: Okay, so we're going to do
a lab where you have to "bond" your element
with another classmates element.
Class:
My science teacher: Try and hook-up with
as many people in the class as you can.
Me: DON'T HOOK-UP. YOU WILL GET
PREGNANT.. AND DIE.
My science teacher: Yes.. Thank you..

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Raynniee
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Instead of erasing, I try to turn the
letter into what I want it to be.
nmq

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 11:14pm UTC

omg so today i was watching this street performing thing, and two of the guys performing invited a third guy from the crowd up onto the stage where they were standing, and they told him to bring his girlfriend too. the girlfriend had no idea what was going on, but the boyfriend had obviously planned it out beforehand. then one of the performers said, "your boyfriend has something to ask you" and then he handed him the mic. the guy got down on one knee in front of hundreds of people and asked her to marry him. :))))))))

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abigaail
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Heres a Haiku about getting out of bed:
No No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No No

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Cancer, suicide, death.
I hate when people add quotes saying something about someone having cancer, committing suicide, dying, etc. No, I don't hate that. I hate that they do it for faves. It's one thing to make a quote telling someone's story, but it's another to put "please fave." That isn't necessary and makes you sound selfish because you're just doing it for faves. Those are very serious things, and I don't like that some of you do it for yourself. I'll be honest here, if I read a quote like that most of the time I do fave it just because it was inspiring and touching. But, if you put "please fave" on that quote I will immediately start scrolling without faving. I just don't like the fact that you're doing it for faves instead of for that person.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:27pm UTC

this is a wake up call.
do whatever it takes to
get where you need to be.
there is still possibility.
wake up.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | i n s p i r i n g

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DinosaurDude
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:16pm UTC

*Playfully hitting my little brother, age 7*
Him: Hey, don't hit me!
Me: And why not?
Him: Cause I'm pregnant.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:14pm UTC

I'm the kind of girl
Who runs into walls
Then apologizes to them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:02pm UTC

How do people approach their crush?
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra barbeque sauce at McDonalds.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:06pm UTC

That wonderful moment when
guys notice
YOU ARE THERE ♥

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:10pm UTC

"We're gonna party like it's 3012 tonight."
Well, I hate to break it to you, but you'll be dead in 3012.
So what exactly are you going to do? Sleep?

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Mistakes We've All Made:
Washing a spoon in the sink, and then the water backfires and comes up and splashes you.

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Cool_As_Hell
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Me: Okay, I'm ready for this test.
Test paper: Name?
Me: Is this a trick question?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:36pm UTC

I'm not saying I like him,
I'm just saying that his face makes me want to rip my clothes off and do the hokey pokey. If you know what I'm saying.

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