Alyhoe

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Alyhoe

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Member Since: 25 Jan 2013 03:33pm

Last Seen: 21 Jul 2013 02:55pm

Gender: F

user id: 347824

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Welcome. My name is Aly. I'm 17. I'm the sweetest BITCxH you'll ever meet. Ill try to steal your boyfriend
Bye!

You're welcome boys

Alyhoe
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Today I don't feel like doing anythi ng.
Except for you. I'd do you ;)

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:29am UTC

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
because she had no arms.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Not Sally.

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Someone help me think of chasers for
flavored vodka?

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC

When in doubt,
quote mean girls.

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:20pm UTC

We all know a sluht on witty....

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC

When do you go at red and stop at green?
*highlight for answer*
When you're eating a watermellon.
Cookiedoughformats

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Alyhoe
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January 26, 2013 7:34pm UTC

✤
First thing you do when you sit down in a field....
Start Ripping Out Grass.
✤

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Thinking that in "Up All Night" They were singing, "Katy Perry's on a plane" instead of "on replay"
Dumb girl problems.
Only me?

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:34pm UTC

20l3
T h e y e a r t h e m o v i e 2012 c h a n g e d f r o m a
h o r r o r t o a c o m e d y

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:21pm UTC

The things that we lose have a way of coming back to us in
the end . . .
No One Says it better than luna lovegood
<3

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Mistakes We've All Made:
Washing a spoon in the sink, and then the water backfires and comes up and splashes you.

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:40pm UTC

"If we were meant to be together
We would be together."

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:31pm UTC

"Enjoy the little things in life
because one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things."
-The Vow♥
nmf

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:18pm UTC

"I'm Emotionally Damaged"
no one says it better than Mila Kunis

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Alyhoe
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January 25, 2013 4:11pm UTC

"I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality, and your looks are just a big bonus."
-The Notebook

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:08pm UTC

"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fu*k you were going to do anyway"
-Robert Downey Jr. (my boy)

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Hunger Games Jokes
Where's Finnick? Odair he is

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Follow me I follow back.

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Fave Diss and Ill follow you.
I'm new here!

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Alyhoe
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:35pm UTC

If a mentally disabled kid eats a potatoe, is that considered canibalism?
NOH8

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