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Member Since: 28 Oct 2012 12:29pm

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holy gwacamole.
why are you on my profile?
who sent you?
do you know me in real life?
if you do tHEN DON'T READ DOWN BELOW
CUZ EVERYTHING IS A LIE DOWN THERE. Please.

So like hey der.

i put K-Pop in my musc thing because they're hot

well uh i dont know what to say about myself rlly

umm i'm actaully really boring why did i get my self into this
HOW DO U END THIS INTRO THING MAAAAHH

t h i s i s g e t t i n g a w k w a r d i s h o u l d s t o p
uh ok bye.

meh*
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December 30, 2013 5:54pm UTC

*kourtney kardashian voice* literally mom you’re being so rude.

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meh*
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December 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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December 30, 2013 5:49pm UTC

I want a job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't Instagram their cups.

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December 30, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.

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December 30, 2013 5:45pm UTC

"White Girls"
I need starbucks now
Like can this weather just not
Netflix, uggs, & yoga pants
You're* so pretty I can't even

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meh*
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December 30, 2013 5:43pm UTC

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you're a liar

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December 29, 2013 1:25pm UTC

we all know london tipton leaked your nudes dylan.

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meh*
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December 29, 2013 1:22pm UTC

you see sir, i didn't do my homework because dylan sprouse's nudes leaked.

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meh*
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December 29, 2013 1:19pm UTC

my little sister's boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn't sum up our generation then idk.

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December 29, 2013 1:14pm UTC

he sees you when you're sleeping he knows when your awake.
that doesn't sound like a jolly holiday character.
that sounds like my creepy nextdoor neighboor.

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meh*
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December 29, 2013 1:12pm UTC

click to see this quote

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December 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

looking back at my old quotes like what the f.ck when did this happen.

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December 29, 2013 12:47pm UTC

The Year 2260
English Teacher: Ok we're going to watch a classic, 'Mean Girls'
History Teacher: You guys are getting a project when you have to research one of
the Band Memers of ancient the boy band 'One Direction'.
Health Teacher: We are studying the plaugue that spread worldwide called 'Internet Addiction'
P.E. Teacher: We are teaching you how to twerk, and ancient dance practiced in the early 2000s.
Science Teacher: We will be bringing in used iPhones dated back to the early 2000s so you
can study the way photogarphs were taken and how we talked to eachother.

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meh*
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December 29, 2013 12:34pm UTC

can we all stop pretending like channing tatum is hot

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November 8, 2013 3:46pm UTC

the top quote of today had 100 faves100.one hundred.i remember it used to be 900or a thousand sometimesthis hurtswitty us dying

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September 25, 2013 12:30pm UTC

I hope people who hate cats die and come back as mice.

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June 5, 2013 9:17am UTC

If you wtach 127 hours backwards
It's an uplifting story about an amputee finidng an arm in the desert.