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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.



 
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter

1439 faves · 23 comments · Jan 24, 2013 6:20pm

yourcool

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yourcool


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funny · tumblr · tumblah · glitter

behindthissmirkxx · 9 years ago
i wsa gonna do this with sauce :)
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∦☔∦* · 9 years ago
I NEED TO DO THIS BUT I AM ABOUT TO GO TO SCHOOL
*RUNS TO GET GLITTER*
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Bravo · 9 years ago
'baptism of stupid'
omfg im laughing so hard XD
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skittlepringle · 1 decade ago
I love this omf
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
Twilight vampires... Now I get it.
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Shorty_Helps · 1 decade ago
Sorry for the spam, but I'm looking for a witty friend! :)
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allison1225 · 1 decade ago
When you're already on the top 7 days lol.
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
I am actually going to do this. But I'll prob keep a container of glitter in my pocket because mom would kill me if the laundry was all glittery lol
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AddieMainville · 1 decade ago
you got this from tumblr bye
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allison1225 · 1 decade ago
If you saw the tags, she put tumblr down, posting where she got it bye.
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
Who cares, it's still funny
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art of hatred* · 1 decade ago
she posted it which was brave because nowadays ppl are scared of posting things from other websites bcuz ppl will accuse them of 'stealing' when it's actually just acknowledging
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
i just died from laughing so hard xD i did that to this guy today...it was the funniest thing ever
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Reminds me of the song Glitter In The Air by Pink
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hurtingandhoping · 1 decade ago
wait can this actually plz be a thing
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summerbutterfly · 1 decade ago
Omg best quote ever . 😂
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CupcakeeLuvah · 1 decade ago
i DO THIS. Lmfaooo!!
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blue3yedBeauty · 1 decade ago
i freaking love this! im so gonna do this.
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xCuppiieCakeLove · 1 decade ago
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d98mxqJV1r3v354o1_500.gif
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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
You just made my day. No, my year!
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Cali4nia · 1 decade ago
LMFAO!! BEST COMMENT EVER!
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blue3yedBeauty · 1 decade ago
EPIC!!
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AmandaxXx · 1 decade ago
oh my god you are satan seriously they would come to school for the next 3 years with glitter on them.
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