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abigaail
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 4:11pm UTC

I wonder if......
I've already met the person I'm going to marry.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:34pm UTC

I still get butterflies
even though I've seen you
a hundred times...

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SoftballMyLife22
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August 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Admit it, we've all...
1) Liked somene you couldn't have
2) Has someones number in your phone when the other person didn't know that you had it.
3)pretended our fingers were "guns" and shot someone
4)googled lyrics to find out the songs title.

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Badapple911
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August 11, 2012 6:27pm UTC

I Called Pizza Hut Today
Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Chashier: No.... This is Patrick
Me: Haha nice one
Cashier:.... Thaanks?
Me:... o- o
Cashier:... o- o
Me: I'll have a small Hawaiian...
I got to pizza hut
Turns out theres a guy who works there who's name is Patrick

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* * * *
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July 25, 2012 6:02pm UTC

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."
nmq

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never_forget
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August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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itsallie0x
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July 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Girl:OMG, what did you get me?
Boy:See that pink Mercedes?
Girl: OMG YES!
Boy: I got you a tooth brush, the same color
nmq\nmf

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BEACHYLOVE
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November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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emilia435
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Call her beautiful instead of hot. She's human, not a temperature ♥

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MeHeartYou
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June 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC

mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME

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xxhellokittyxo
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June 9, 2012 6:17pm UTC

If you cry you get wrinkles.
If you are stressed you get pimples.
So just smile and get dimples. :)
:)

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Nice outfit.
did it come with a pole?

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC

When the clock gets hungry
It goes back four seconds
Fav if you get it

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Andreaxoxo
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June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

person: you're ugly
Me: shhh do you hear that?
person: hear what?
Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*

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LoversGonnaLove
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 7:56am UTC

Friend coughing-
Normal people- OMG are you ok?
Me: Die quitly

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notbob101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 1:39pm UTC

I am not Rihanna
I don't love the way you lie.

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anna5
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 6:21pm UTC

You are driving a bus
(remember these numbers they are very important)
7 people get on the bus
4 people get off
3 people get on,
2 people get off.
8 people get on,
5 people get off.
Lastly, 7 people get on,
3 people get off.
What color are the bus driver's eyes?

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smileetweetzz
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 6:06pm UTC

You hate Justin Bieber? Why?
Because he makes people smile?
Because he followed his dreams?
Because he worked hard from a young age?
Because he is good looking?
Because he has talent?
Because millions adore him?
Because he donated $3,000,000 to Haiti?
Because he donated $7,000,000 to Japan?
Because he donated $100,000 to a school of poor, homeless kids?
Because he helped boost organ donor registrations?
Because the profits from his #1 fragrance went to charities?
Because half of the profits from his christmas album went to charity?
Because he made a 6 year old with brain cancer's dream come true?
Because of the believe charity drive?
Because he's involved with over 20 charities?
Or do you just hate him becausse you want to be "cool"?
You don't have to be a BELIEBER but at least respect the face that Justin is a good person and helps so many out there.
nmq just thought it was amazing & true

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AustinH
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June 1, 2012 12:17am UTC

Someone: "FAIL!"
Me: "Sorry, but I didn't ask for what happened to your dad's condom."

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muffinsandwitty7557
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May 28, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Girl at school: I've had ten times more boyfriends than you!
Me: Ten times zero is zero.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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