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MeHeartYou

1. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 9:48am UTC
   Teacher: Why didn't you study?
   Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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2. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 4:56am UTC
   Congratulations
   One Direction
   for winning 3
   VMA's last night !!!
   We're proud of you !
   
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3. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 8:06am UTC
   6 things that directionators will never understand :
   1. One Direction are gay but they aren't.
   2. I hate One Direction because I love them so much.
   3. I love One Direction for coming to my life but they ruined it.
   4. I want to stop loving One Direction but I don't.
   5. I know I am never going to marry any of the boys but I will.
   6. One of them is my favorite but they all are.
   
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4. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 7:59am UTC
   If you love One Direction go on this link and fave if you will do it like I did :)
   twitlonger.com/show/isd1bp
   
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5. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 9:24am UTC
   Me:. I have a headache.
   Family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
   Me: *leaves*
   
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6. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 7:59am UTC
   What if 11:11 wishes didn't come
   true because someone in the world
   wished they didn't ??
   
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7. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 7:49am UTC
   Me: *laughs*
   Mom: What are you laughing at?
   Me: Internet..
   Mom: Can I see?
   Me: no.
   
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8. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 8:06am UTC
   Dear Boys,
   If you don't look like
   Calvin Klein models
   don't expect us to look like
   Victoria's Secret angels.
   Sincerely , girls.
   
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9. MeHeartYou
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 3:40am UTC
   Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
   Parents now: GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
   
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10. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:28am UTC
    Me It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
    Like · Comment about an hour ago
    Dracula, Moth, and 35416289710 mosquitos like this.
    
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11. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:57am UTC
    I would like to see all of the
    One Direction fans
    and all of the
    Justin Bieber fans
    compete in
    The Hunger Games.
    nmf
    
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12. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 9:33am UTC
    Never introduce your friends to another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you.
    
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13. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    One Direction and Justin Bieber duet ?
    Fave if you don't like it.
    Comment if you like it.
    
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14. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:24am UTC
    mom: When should I wake you up?
    me: When september ends.
    
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15. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:20am UTC
    Jason Derulo: Jason Derulo
    
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16. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:38am UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes and party everynight because you only live once bro.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy & pretend i'm a dragon ok.
    nmq
    
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18. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:30am UTC
    people: Crying because he doesn't like her
    me: Crying because he isn't following me.
    
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19. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:30am UTC
    me:*blink*
    mom: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND STOP STAYING ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER LITTLE LADY !!!
    
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20. MeHeartYou
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 8:09am UTC
    Why couldn't it be ...
    qwertyuiop[
    or
    zxcvbnm,.
    instead of
    asdfghjkl;
    
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