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jimmy365
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August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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Onix*
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August 13, 2013 12:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MyWittyProfile
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August 13, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Don't be ashamed of things you like

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Victorious13
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August 7, 2013 1:17pm UTC

We all have that one friend,
that we greet with an
insult.

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BarelyLegal
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August 7, 2013 3:09pm UTC

Getting pregnant,
Must be a sport these days.

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BarelyLegal
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August 7, 2013 3:21pm UTC

To My Kids,
If you say you have swag
you will be wearing turtlenecks and sketchers
until your eighteen.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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brillt27
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August 7, 2013 12:58pm UTC

deleting music from your phone to make space is like killing one of your children cos you cant feed them all

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caseythecool
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:08pm UTC

This shampoo
was supposed to give my hair volume but i can't hear anything??

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hallo1234
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Dear Swifties,
its ok, we get your point.
Taylor Swift needs to date a lot of guys, so that she can write her songs.

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caseythecool
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:11pm UTC

*marries you but only as a friend*

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WhisperInTheDark
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November 27, 2012 12:27pm UTC

I'm in love with you, & all your little things .. ♥

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ohloveforever
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 12:14pm UTC

My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.

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Trudimay
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November 24, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Some people can't sleep because they have
insomnia.
I can't sleep because i have
internet connection.

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carson5482
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November 24, 2012 12:47pm UTC

#2
I hate 9/11 jokes...
They're just plane wrong.
;)
not meant to offend. fave for a series. follow for a follow.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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laurenec
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:35pm UTC

...And who else though Diego
was a sexy beast when they
were 5?
or is it just me, in which case, this is really awkward.

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1DRPhenomeniall
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November 24, 2012 12:39pm UTC

So an English teacher wrote on the whiteboard:
a woman without her man is nothing
and then asked them to punctuate it.
All the males wrote:
A woman, without her man, is nothing
All the femals wrote:
A woman: without her, a man is nothing.

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Baseballisme
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November 24, 2012 12:47pm UTC

1+1=69

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BeMyDancer
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November 7, 2012 5:35am UTC

bad pick-up lines #1

Is there a mirror in your pants?
cause i see myself in there

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