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1DRPhenomeniall

Status: Hey my names Dulcie and sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend to be a carrot...

Member Since: 22 Aug 2012 06:52pm

Last Seen: 27 Oct 2014 11:30am

Birthday: August 12

Location: Hiding in Louis Tomlinsons bed waiting to pounce on him

user id: 326806

101 Quotes
149 Favorites
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�Hey �


My names Dulcie and I am a unicorn...



 
  1. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Me: I seriously need to start a diet...
    Me: Na I already ate 5 pizzas Ill start tommorow.
    *NEXT DAY*
    Me: *eats 13 chocolate bar*
    Me: Poop. Na Ill start tommorow.
    *NEXT DAY*
    Me: *Eats 6 jars of nuttella*
    Me: Im too fat!
    Me:Na Ill start my diet tommorrow.
    Me:*drinks 3 bottled of coke*
    Me:Na Ill start my diet in my next like....
    Me:*bows head in shame*

  2. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    I wish I was a witch.
    "YES! I can drive a stick!"

  3. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 11:13am UTC
    *P.S.H.C.E*
    Teacher: We're going to go around the circle now and tell everybody the most importand and exiting thing that has ever happened to you.
    Me:Well, it happened just yesterday when I opened up my laptop at around 3:30. So I log on to Witty Profiles, not knowing of the hair raising news which I would be thrown with. And there, right in front of my eyes, at the top right of the screen it read '1'! I gasped in shock.

  4. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:07am UTC
    Friend:
    Wait. I don't have any friends.

  5. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:34am UTC
    I'm not scared of bears, dinosaurs, sharks or lions.
    I'm just scared of being EATEN BY THEM!

  6. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 10:29am UTC
    Fave if you're a unicorn ;)

  7. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:46am UTC
    FAV THIS
    QUOTE NOW
    Well it was worth a try...

  8. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:42am UTC
    Teenage quote#23
    That akward moment when the
    only thing you know on a test is
    your name and not even the date

  9. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:17am UTC
    Oh No... my sisters looking at my account...
    QUICK! Delete all the inapropiate quotes!

  10. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 4:48am UTC
    I love how when you're adding a quote it says,
    " Enter your good quote here "

  11. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I LOVE PLAYING WITH MY NEW AIR SWIMMER!!

  12. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Your hand fits in mine
    Like it's made just for me
    But bear this in mind
    It was meant to be
    And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
    And it all makes sense to me ♥

  13. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    My friends dream world: Partys every night, loud music all day and night, drinking
    My dream world: A land of blankets with mars bar beds, quilts made of pizza stuck together with nutella, unicorns dancing all over, an endless supply of galaxy bars, taps that run caramel, free internet connection, my own little minions that will type for me because my hands ar tired and I think I'm gonna go for a nap so bye.

  14. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    That depressing moment when you look back at your quotes and see that you've never actually had over 50 faves... :(

  15. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    1 mintute after I added the quote: 1 fav
    Me: WOAH! This is gonna be sooo popular!
    1 hour later:1 fav
    Me:I knew it couldn't be true :(

  16. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    What if…
    Every single person
    in your
    school was a
    wittian but, being
    the wittian they were,
    told no one
    about there secret
    love affair...

  17. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    I wanna create an account called "A_Unicorn" so when I add a quote it'll say "Added by A_Unicorn"

  18. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I see them quotes with the rainbow writing and I just think "How the hell could they be bothered to do that?"

  19. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    So I tried the speaker search...
    Me:(after 10 goes)Witty Profiles
    Speaker: Searching Willy Profiles
    Me:I give up.

  20. 1DRPhenomeniall 1DRPhenomeniall
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
    and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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