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jesusismylovexox
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July 18, 2012 11:50pm UTC

I hate liars.

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Things_the_teenage_girl_hates
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July 18, 2012 11:52pm UTC

Things the Teenage Girl Hates#37
Being publicly humiliated.

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lizzyloo023
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Please Tell Me.
how many more beautiful girls have to die before everyone takes a moment to realize what is happening to witty?
how many more girls have to die before we all remember why we joined this website?
I don't know about you guys, but I joined Witty for the friendship, the love, and the feeling of sisterhood, the feeling that I finally belonged somewhere, that I wasn't alone in my daily struggles.
now girls are dying because we are forgetting the real reason we are all here.
come on, Witty sisters and brothers.
save a life, two, three.
remember why you're here.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:53pm UTC

That Awkward Momentwhen people stare at you when you walk down the street."B*tch, am i THAT hot?" format by neversaynever16

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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just_another_lonely_girl
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:53pm UTC

The brain is the most important
organ in the body
.....According to the brain....
nmq/nmf

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Top quotes
It used to take so much effort to get a top quote.
Now you can just claim it's your birthday,
talk about your parents smoking,
name every boy in the world's name and say
"fave if I mentioned him",
or take the quotes right from another website.
What ever happened to real quotes?

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cirkel96
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Friend: I wanna slap all twelve of those girls faces.
Me: There's only six girls?
Friend: Exactly. Six girls with two faces each.

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 6:53pm UTC

me: *tries to fave a quote*
witty: please sign in to fave this quote.
me: *signs in*
witty: you were already signed in, silly.
me:
witty:
me:
witty:
me: YOU SPEAK OF LIES.

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taylorm1818
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 2:05pm UTC

At weddings old people tap
me and say "your next"
So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals :)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Staying up until Midnight
just so you can say happy birthday to your best friend

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 2:43pm UTC

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My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
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Follow for a Follow?

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mayday
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June 15, 2012 7:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HunnuhRawrasours
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Having like 15 bras but only wearing one because it's your favorite.
anyone else?

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Bananaaah
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:24pm UTC

MY MOM
thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 6:05pm UTC

I'm sorry, mother.
One may not simply "Get off of Witty"

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Boy: you're cute
Me: who put you up to this
Boy: what
Me: was it my mom
Boy: no i think you're rea-
Me: DAMNIT MOM
Boy: i don't understa-
Me: how much did she pay you
❤ if you get it

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 6:35pm UTC

I feel bad for kids nowadays
that see a cool new toy on tv they want, but can't get it
because their parents have to be 18 or older to call
Ment to be funny - not offensive

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J3S5E
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC

I like your beard.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
because "it's summer"
BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
MQ.MF

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