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BellaSwan14
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April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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Joojoobees2011
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April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
Witty is,
Fave if you are 14 or younger
Comment if you are 15 or older
nmf

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Favorite For A Name
That Sounds Cute With Yours
I will do them all

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"
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BravoSierra
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February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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Raynniee
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Americans
Gets called Fat and Stupid by other nations;
Beat the sh/t out of them at the Olympics and land on mars.

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BlackButterflies
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January 25, 2013 7:42pm UTC

people always ask me how i can stand being so nice to people that are so horrible to me, how i can forgive them so easily.
it's because when i look at the guy who calls me names and makes me feel worthless, i know that he could be the way he is because he was bullied when he was a little kid, or because his parents love his brother more than him, or because no matter how hard he tries, he never gets more than a C on his tests. and i know that he could like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate, even though everyone else disagrees with him, and i know that sometimes he'll knock his pinky toe on the corner of his bed, and wake up too early on a sunday morning but he won't be able to get back to sleep, so he'll lie in bed staring at the ceiling. when i look at the teacher who doesn't like me, no matter what i do and how well i behave, i can see the dark circles under her eyes, and maybe they're there because her husband got too drunk again last night and she had to stay up waiting for him, or maybe they're there because the little dog next door was barking at shadows again. maybe she had an extra cup of coffee this morning, maybe she put an extra spoonful of sugar in because no one was looking and she has a sweet tooth. i'll never know for sure, i'll only know the ifs. when a girl shoves past me in the hallway without so much as an apology, i'm completely aware of the fact that she could just be being rude, but she could also be trying to hide the tears because she thinks her boyfriend might be about to break up with her, or because her friend was spreading rumors about her, and she's going to spend the rest of the day crying in the toilets. maybe her cat got run over when she was eleven and she still misses his warm weight on her toes as she sleeps.
i guess what i'm trying to say here is that even though i don't deserve to be treated like they treat me, for all i know, they don't deserve to be treated how they're being treated, either. i don't know their story, so i won't be mean in return. it's both a blessing and a curse.

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isitonlyme
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January 9, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

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jimmy365
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December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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dolph*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC

THE MOMENT WHEN
Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i wonder if earth makes fun of
other planets for having no life.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I’m the girl who’s never
been given a chance,
the girls who’s always been single,
who’s always had a crush on a guy that didn’t care.
I’m the girl who hides her feelings,
the girl who doesn’t know how to flirt,
who’s always lying when the tears are falling.
I’m the girl who wonders what’s wrong with her,
who’s always thinking about what could have been.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 8:53pm UTC

If I ever have a kid
I'm going to raise them in an Amish community and make them believe it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16 I'm going to tell them I invented a 'time machine', and I will send them into the 'future' and watch as they discover a whole new world.

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SarahDGirl
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January 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today on the news they were talking about North Korea
"Apparently they are making nuclear bombs that are planned to land in Hawaii, and possibly take out some of the major inland"
I changed the channel to Wheel of Fortune
"Congradulations! You've just won a free trip to Hawaii!"
I DIED XD

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batmancupcake57girl

posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Flynn Rider:
the only Disney character to ever question why everybody is randomly singing

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Damaged
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November 14, 2012 5:51pm UTC

george washington has been on the dollar bill long enough.
it's my turn now.

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