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Abrahamlincoln
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

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Abrahamlincoln
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 5:56pm UTC

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

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Abrahamlincoln
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 5:59pm UTC

SMD LEE, YOU SURRENDERED TO MY TROOPS HOW DOES THAT MAKE YEE FEEL?

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Abrahamlincoln
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. I was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. MY NAME and Kennedy's each contain seven letters. We both particularly concerned with civil rights. Both our wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both of us shot on a Friday. Both of us were shot in the head. My secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. We were aqsassinated by Southerners. We were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded me, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. I was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a aar called 'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before I was shot, I was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
CREEPY STUFF BRETHREN.

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Abrahamlincoln
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:07pm UTC

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
- Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

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Abrahamlincoln
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC

hot diggity

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clicktheheartif
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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badwolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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katieXOalice
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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brwneydgrl
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 8:43pm UTC

friend: you're so mean sometimes.
me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:21pm UTC

If they read your Witty,
your parents would be in tears.
If they read your Witty,
your best friends would be confused.
If they read your Witty,
your teachers would feel sick inside.
If they read your Witty,
your enemines, and those who bullied you would be shocked.
If they read your Witty,
those who never met you, would judge you.
If they read your Witty,
they'd all be guilty because they never saw the difference
between the person they thought you were, and the person you really are.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!!
Favorite if you didn't notice it said banana in the middle
format credit: damnnTaylerx

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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lines
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

PLEASE HELP ME!
I'M DOING A RESEARCH PROJECT
AGAINST BULLYING
WE NEED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE IS AGAINST IT
PLEASE PLEASE FAVE IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE!!!!
This will appear on my research please help:(!

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 5:42pm UTC

Favorite This Quote If:
You're depressed.
You lost someone who meant a lot to you.
You got your heart broken recently.
You're a victim of bullying.
You feel invisible.
You've had/have suicidal thoughts.
You hate yourself.
You think you're ugly.
You've been called names.
You've been stabbed in back.
You've been replaced by someone you thought cared about you.
You feel worthless sometimes.
You wish you could be someone else.
You think you're a waste of space.
Let me tell you something, gorgeous. If you favorited this quote, I want to tell you this You shouldn't
feel this way at all. I want you to look in the mirror. I want you to feel your heart beating. I want
you to think of all the people who love you. To them, you're perfect. To me, you're perfect.
Don't bring yourself down. You're .. beautiful.
Trust me.
Don't believe me? Comment me. I'll give a hundred reasons why you should love your life.
I will never let you feel like you're facing this alone.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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