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I was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. I was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. MY NAME and Kennedy's each contain seven letters. We both particularly concerned with civil rights. Both our wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both of us shot on a Friday. Both of us were shot in the head. My secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. We were aqsassinated by Southerners. We were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded me, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. I was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a aar called 'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before I was shot, I was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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I was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected

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