Abrahamlincoln

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My name is Abraham,
MAKE SURE YOU MUSIC IS ON BECAUSE I HAVE GREAT TUNAGE FOR YOU!
but you can call me Abe or 'Mr. President.' I was the sixteenth president of the great country of America. I grew up in good old Kentucky. I am taken by a wonderful women, Mary Todd. We had quite a few children... Had. I became president at the wrong time. It isn't my fault the southern states seceded. It's the fool from Pennsylvania who's administration was before me! My life is quite interesting, if you have questions, feel free to ask me. I'll be honest!

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January 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC

hot diggity

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January 18, 2013 6:07pm UTC

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
- Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

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January 18, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. I was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. MY NAME and Kennedy's each contain seven letters. We both particularly concerned with civil rights. Both our wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both of us shot on a Friday. Both of us were shot in the head. My secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. We were aqsassinated by Southerners. We were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded me, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. I was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a aar called 'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before I was shot, I was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
CREEPY STUFF BRETHREN.

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January 18, 2013 5:59pm UTC

SMD LEE, YOU SURRENDERED TO MY TROOPS HOW DOES THAT MAKE YEE FEEL?

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January 18, 2013 5:56pm UTC

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

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January 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

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