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A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight

2252 faves · 61 comments · Apr 16, 2012 4:26pm

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SinisterKittyKatX · 1 decade ago
oh my god LOL
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whereismymind · 1 decade ago
That lady is so stupid. What is this the 1800's. racismisso 200 years ago.
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MermaidDreams · 1 decade ago
haha i would laugh at the lady
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vogue · 1 decade ago
i heard this before i love it
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gingerfox3 · 1 decade ago
ths fricken amazing
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2good2btrue · 1 decade ago
woah, thats amazing. if only stuff like that wuz real...
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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle · 1 decade ago
At first I was like, "Oh my gosh how could the flight attendant say that?!" then I was like, "YES! HAHA SUCKA !"
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dolpco88 · 1 decade ago
I was like "That's so rude!" and then I read the black man part and I literally started smiling.
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lipudlo17 · 1 decade ago
That's awesome! I wish I could've been there!
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evey · 1 decade ago
sweet what the pilot did awww x
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iiRaineShine · 1 decade ago
I love this so much. This is my favorite.
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Miss_OK16 · 1 decade ago
i. love. this. quote. more. than. witty. wait, is that even possible?
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Gymbabyy · 1 decade ago
xele91097x- this is just ONE example. she isnt trying to imply that its ALWAYS white people. She never said that so please dont hate
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OneDirectionInfectionn · 1 decade ago
:) I'm so happy!
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MyGoldenBarbie · 1 decade ago
This made me smile I love this.
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xele91097x · 1 decade ago
lovely. Unfortunately, you're making it seem like it's ALWAYS white people who are rude. It's not like that- this store is a huge generalization/stereotype. Black people ca do some terrible things to whites.
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
pwned HHAha
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_whenilookatyou_ · 1 decade ago
Love this.c:
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skylarbaby333 · 1 decade ago
this made me smile ;)
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xochaarlotteexoo · 1 decade ago
omg! loooove this!!
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