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kitkat167130

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Member Since: 22 Jul 2009 08:36pm

Last Seen: 5 Apr 2020 02:37am

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this page is dedicated to -----> axnxyxoxnxe
who never feels [ 
g o o d   e n o u g h ]
You Are Not Alone

  1. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Two Weeks;
    that's all it took, two weeks for you to
    [cheat] on me & break my [heart].

  2. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:54am UTC
    Plot twist: Nebraska is actually a communist country ruled by the reanimated corpse of Fidel Castro but the government tells us otherwise because Nebraska is the largest supplier of chicken in the world so Oprah got fed up with the lies and started a colony on the moon.... He followers did what they do best and followed her... Eventually the moon and earth got into a war and only Stephen Hawkins, Oprah, and a gerbil survived... They ate the gerbil which ate hallucinogenic drugs earlier and during their crazy trip they combine Stevens Hastings' andvance computer and oprah's Oprahness to form a giant 4000 ton computer monster which destroyed the universe and invented the matrix so we can think that we're all alive and well but really were all a pile of ash floating through the empty void that used to be the universe.... On a Monday!

  3. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:41am UTC
    You Turned Into A Pretty Big
    -------> waste of my time [♥]

  4. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    No Witty,
    My quote will not get 992 faves & 337 comments
    Thanks for the false hope though

  5. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Those Pictures On Facebook
    where you just want to comment on it saying:
    "The purpose of you taking this picture was to show the world your boobs"

  6. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Loving The New Layout
    Thanks Steve! [♥]

  7. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Being In A Relationship
    isn't about the dates, the kissing, or the showing off
    It's about being with someone who makes you happy
    In A Way That No One Else Can

  8. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    SO I WAS HELPING AT MY
    church's vacation bible school ;; & a little girl came up to
    me & asked if she could stay with me for the day.
    Naturally I said of course, but then I asked,
    "Why did you chose me out of all the grown ups here?"
    Her Responce?
    "Because you're pretty & I want to be like you when I'm big"
    ALMOST MADE ME CRY [♥]

  9. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Well It's Official ;
    After 5 years of waiting, planning, and being in the "Friend Zone"
    I Got The Guy Of My Dreams [♥]

  10. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    if you were the only guy i was able to talk to
    -------> for the [[rest]] of my life,
    i would be perfectly fine with it ♥

  11. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    where have the times gone
    [ [ b a b y i t s a l l w r o n g ] ]
    where are the plans we made for two?

  12. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Just Got My 100th Follower
    ------------> thank you witty, for making me feel loved ♥

  13. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    So I was trying on my prom dress,
    & my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
    I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
    "I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
    you look way prettier then all of them right now"
    [♥]

  14. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Will we ever say the words we're feeling
    r e a c h d o w n u n d e r n e a t h a n d
    ( ( tear down all the walls? ) )
    Will we ever have our happy ending,
    ----------------> or will we (forever)
    o n l y b e p r e t e n d i n g

  15. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    if you really love someone
    age, | distance, | height, | & | weight
    --------> a r e a l l j u s t [n u m b e r s] [♥]

  16. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Socially Invisible & Witty Invisible
    ( T h a t s O k a y T h o u g h ) ;
    After all, the best things in life are unseen ;)

  17. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Don't leave (something good), to find something better.
    B e c a u s e o n c e y o u [ r e a l i z e ] y o u h a d t h e b e s t ;
    -------> the best has found (something better)

  18. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    (no one) makes my smile
    ------------ > brighter than you do. [♥]

  19. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    [spring] is here?
    time to start shaving more often ;-)

  20. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    ITS DAYS LIKE [TODAY] THAT I UNDERSTAND
    WHY BRUNO MARS WROTE [THE LAZY SONG]

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