Plot twist: Nebraska is actually a communist country ruled by the reanimated corpse of Fidel Castro but the government tells us otherwise because Nebraska is the largest supplier of chicken in the world so Oprah got fed up with the lies and started a colony on the moon.... He followers did what they do best and followed her... Eventually the moon and earth got into a war and only Stephen Hawkins, Oprah, and a gerbil survived... They ate the gerbil which ate hallucinogenic drugs earlier and during their crazy trip they combine Stevens Hastings' andvance computer and oprah's Oprahness to form a giant 4000 ton computer monster which destroyed the universe and invented the matrix so we can think that we're all alive and well but really were all a pile of ash floating through the empty void that used to be the universe.... On a Monday!
SO I WAS HELPING AT MY church's vacation bible school ;; & a little girl came up to me & asked if she could stay with me for the day. Naturally I said of course, but then I asked, "Why did you chose me out of all the grown ups here?" Her Responce? "Because you're pretty & I want to be like you when I'm big" ALMOST MADE ME CRY [♥]
So I was trying on my prom dress, & my 11 year old brother walked into my room. I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said: "I would say you look like a disney princess....but.... you look way prettier then all of them right now" [♥]
Will we ever say the words we're feeling r e a c h d o w n u n d e r n e a t h a n d ( ( tear down all the walls? ) ) Will we ever have our happy ending, ----------------> or will we (forever) o n l y b e p r e t e n d i n g