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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:19pm UTC

The 'New Witty' is just like the 'Old Witty' just stuff is rearranged,
Whats the big deal?
Seriously..

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kylaz323
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Normal people: Omg I hate how everyone judges me because of idk I'm just a girl. maybe I'm not pretty omg. Like what's your problem. omg you don't even know me. Like get the f*ck out of my face you c*nt.
Me: I hate when people pour my cereal.
Me: They don't know how much milk I like.
Me: They don't know how much cereal I want.
Me: They don't know me.
Me: they don't know what I've been through.

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MuffinFries1962
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:18pm UTC

I don't understand how
people get eaten by
sharks.
Don't they hear the
music?

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klee12
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Admit it
at one point in your life you have pretended to be a
fire bender
earth bender
water bender
air bender
from
Avatar
the last airbender

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I don't want to be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark old dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free.
I don't want to be like Snow White waiting,
For a handsome prince to come and save me;
On a horse of white,
Unless were riding side by side.
I don't want to depend on anybody else,
I'd rather rescue myself.

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upanddown143
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:47pm UTC

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I don't think I've ever had a pillow fight at a sleepover,
let alone one where feathers fly everywhere
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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Girl: *naturally curly hair*
Girl: *naturally straight hair*Girl:*naturally wavy hair*Me:*naturally annoying hair*

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Mom: Run to the store and get some milk. If they have eggs, get six.
Me: Okay.
Me: *goes to the store*
Me: *comes back with milk*
Mom: Why'd you get six things of milk!?
Me: Because they had eggs!

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:30pm UTC

girls: why are all boys so shallow
girls: ew that boy doesn’t even have a six pack lol

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:58pm UTC

me: omg its only 7 i have time to go on witty!
me: lol, quotes.
me: ahahhahah
me: oh, thats original. not.
me: "i'm a guy, gimme favs, wah"
me: was i like that?
me: ... hope not. jeez.
me: *adds quote*
me: *eats dinner while still on witty*
me: *gets yelled at by mom*
me: *takes shower*
me: *brings phone in shower so i can still read quotes*
me: *adds quote from shower*
me: *gets out, gets ready to sleep*
me: *checks time*
clock: 11:57 am
me:
clock:
me:
clock:
me:
clock:
me: h o l y f u d g e
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: just enough time to add a quote about my failure of a life!
me: *adds quote*
me: *stalks quote until it gets a fave*
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: this has been a productive night.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: ugly people exsist to make pretty people stand out
me: so thats my contribution to society
me:
me:
me:
me: you're welcome.

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VintageParis
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Yelling "no"
(( when something falls ♥ ))
Doesn't stop it
» » » from falling [x] [x] [x]

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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 8:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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idance
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC

format by; idance
regular marriage and gay marriage
are like bikini tops and bras,
the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.

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kayleer5
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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Shining_Star56
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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peanut43998
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC

First Birthday;
She looks into his eyes in daycare
Second Birthday;
They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
Third Birthday;
They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
Fourth Birthday;
They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
Fifth Birthday;
They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
Sixth Birthday;
They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
Seventh Birthday;
They're sharing a seat on the school bus
Eighth Birthday;
He's showing her his collection of comic books
Ninth Birthday;
They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
Tenth Birthday;
They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
Eleventh Birthday;
They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
Twelfth Birthday;
They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
Thirteenth Birthday;
They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
Fourteenth Birthday;
They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
Fifteenth Birthday;
They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
Sixteenth Birthday;
She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
Seventeenth Birthday;
They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
Eighteenth Birthday;
She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
Nineteenth Birthday;
They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
Twentieth Birthday;
They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
Twenty First Birthday;
He's down on one knee asking her to marry him
♥
♥

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stephismagical
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 11:08pm UTC

Dear Witty Girl,
Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
As a reminder
So when you are married and happy
(And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
You can come and tell us
That what we fight for and cry for
Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥

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idance
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC

TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

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