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spence*
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February 25, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: Lol but good shows are on
Iphone: Sleep? Is that a new app?
sleeping: Lol I'm not gonna be
Position: comfortable.
Mind: Whats the meaning of life though?
Temperature: Lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: Oh. you said be louder? okay.
Body: Lol time for itches
Person I like: hey

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alisonDB21
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:53am UTC

If a deaf child curses in
sign langauge,
do their mothers wash
their hands with soap?

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RingoStar
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February 25, 2013 8:48am UTC

i have a condition.
where I eat when I can't sleep. It's called insom-nom-nom-nia.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 25, 2013 5:21pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Do you have that one girl at your school
that everyone loves but you don't get it
and you don't like her at all and you sense something
evil about her

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MaggieHaha
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

They say you find love around every corner...
My life must be a circle.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 24, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Me without you is like pepsi without cans
Pedos without vans
Jersey shore without tans
nmq

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I was gonna make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

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OhHoePlease
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February 19, 2013 8:23pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
Friend: I wonder who invented the spoon...
Me: Probably a cereal killer.

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chloefpz
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February 19, 2013 8:40pm UTC

1. go on google and type in "50 most popular women"
2. click on the first link
3. look at #7
4. laugh

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
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February 19, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Pizza is a circle.
Pizza is my life.
Pizza is
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Clearing a calculator
more than once

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:54pm UTC

It's a joke. Not a d*ck. Don't take it too hard.

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:49pm UTC

I hate it when your in the cinema ready
to watch a movie and the next thing
you know BOOM.Human giraffe sits infront of you

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:52pm UTC

My life is a constant battle between my love
of food and not wanting to be fat

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:51am UTC

me: hey,i like your shirt.
friend: thanks,i got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington,i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever, and two puerto rican children.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:55am UTC

plot twist
Flo from Progressive is in a relationship with Jake from State Farm.
extra plot twist
their child is Mayhem from Allstate.

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FullOfFiction
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February 19, 2013 7:36pm UTC

I like it when I step on ice and it doesn't crack or break.
It makes me feel like I'm not fat.

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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