moonlight_magic02

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and lots more because I am a muda frik'n nerd.I read.I write.I eat.I sleep.I'm a busier version of Parick Star.Except,I'm not pink and star shaped.And not dumb.I happen to be an advanced student and my teacher says I type like the wind.Me Wattpad is 1directioner02 and me mom's name is Mandy.My dad's is Tony.
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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:55am UTC

plot twist
Flo from Progressive is in a relationship with Jake from State Farm.
extra plot twist
their child is Mayhem from Allstate.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:51am UTC

me: hey,i like your shirt.
friend: thanks,i got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington,i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever, and two puerto rican children.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:49am UTC

plot twist
you actually read the terms and conditions

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:46am UTC

disney channel: oh wow we're so amazing look at all the great shows we have now.
disney channel: "austin and ally"
disney channel: "ant farm"
disney channel: "dog with a blog"
disney channel: NAILED IT.
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon: f*ck it let's just play spongebob marathons.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:44am UTC

I hate when people say,"You've barely touched your food."
Like what,do you want me to stroke it?

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:42am UTC

are you,are you coming to the tree
where they strung up a man they say
murdered three
strange things did happen here
what stranger would it be
if we met up at midnight
in the hanging tree

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i can't breathe where r u its almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: *faints*

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 3:03pm UTC

me: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
me: it becomes daytrogen.
friend: i'm going to bed.
me: good nitrogen.
me: sleep tightrogen.
me: don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:47pm UTC

The inventor of the toilet
is Thomas Crapper
#FoReal

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:31am UTC

I feel so alone on a MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFriday Night

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moonlight_magic02
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February 3, 2013 11:28am UTC

JOKE OF THE WEEK:
What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?
Dam.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:26am UTC

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon
-Paul Brandt

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 12:03pm UTC

N O E L

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:53pm UTC

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer
is to sing loud
for all to hear ♥

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:28pm UTC

O H A N A
Ohana means family.Family means nobody gets left behind.

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Gretchen:You love him!You're face is red!So fetch!
Regina:STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN,IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Selena:We could be famous!
Justin:We could be rich!
Justin:We could be ramous!
Selena:We could be fitch!
Justin:FETCH!
Selena:*Gasps* We just made Fetch Happen..

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Ms.Delgado:I seemed to have misplaced my new purse *frowns*
Daney:Oh,what does it look like?
Ms.Delgado:It's purple with a sparkly jeweled lock.
Daney:You mean like this one?*holds up a purple purse*
Ms.Delgado:Where did you find that?When?
Daney:Yesterday,at Ollie and Ola's Thrift Shop.
Ms.Delgado:Thank you,oh thank you!*takes purse*
Daney:Your very welcome!
Mrs.Delgado:God bless you!
Daney:But I didn't sneeze..

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moonlight_magic02
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 11:49am UTC

Jim:Have a Great Day!
Cindy:That's too much pressure..
Jim:Have a Day You Have!
--
The Odd Life of Timothy Green

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