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  1. MyBrokenHorizon MyBrokenHorizon
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    I was in my car in front of McDonalds near my
    house eating french fires and listening to my
    sad playlist in the car and a black guy tappend
    on my window and just gave me life changing
    advice "it's gonna be ok lil nlgga you can do it"
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    once upon a time,
    in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope.
    for who could ever learn to love a beast?

  4. itslife itslife
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK TO ME??
    NOBODY??
    OK.

  5. _storied_ _storied_
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Keeping
    Secrets
    Chapter 8:
    Logan's eyes met mine. He looked hurt.
    "I'm sorry, I just.. I need to get to know you better! We just met!"
    He nodded his head and I couldn't help but to notice tears in his eyes. But he quickly cleared his throat,
    "Do you want to go out sometime?"
    I nodded and we went from there.
    --------------------------------------------
    *3 weeks later*
    I waved to Hunter as I slid into Logan's jeep. I looked at Logan and flashed a smile before giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. I looked back at Hunter to see a face I'd never seen before. He saw me looking and quickly smiled back, but before he looked.. almost angry! I looked back over at Logan and his blue eyes glimmered with what seemed like pride. He slammed hard on the gas pedal and we sped off, but allI could see was Hunter's face.
    Logan drove us around for a while, just wasting time, but we finally made it to his house. He got out of the car and walked toward the front door. I thought of how Hunter always opened my door, just long enough to realize I was still in the car. I got out and heard it lock behind me. I found my way own way it, and made my way to Logan's room where we usually hung out to do our homework. I walked through the door and he was sitting on his bed. I crawled onto the bed and straddled him.
    "How was your day?"
    He kissed down my jawline while responding,
    "It.. was.. good.."
    I smiled as he made his way to my lips. I pulled away and whispered,
    "We should be doing homework!"
    He fell back onto the bed and sighed.
    "Okay!"
    I took a deep breath and found my backpack. We finished our work, and then Logan drove me home. I got out of the car and walked inside, thinking again of how Hunter would have walked me in. I saw my dad at his desk and he looked at me, but quickly re-focused on his computer. I frowned and felt the tears welling up. I ran into my room, finding the over-used piece of metal. I scraped it across my side and sat and cried as the pain bled away. I reached for my phone and saw a message from Hunter. My tears receeded as I read the message,
    "Good Evening, beautiful. Wanna go out tomorrow?"
    I felt a smile on my face,
    "That would be nice :) where are we going?"
    I waited a moment before he messaged back,
    "Well, I was thinking a museum! ;)"
    My smile grew,
    "No way!?"
    "Way!"
    I laughed and texted back,
    "What time?"
    "I'll pick you up 2:30..ish"
    "Kk, see you then!"
    The next message came through quickly,
    "I'll see you too! ;) Gotta go, but sweet dreams, gorgeous!"
    I couldn't help but to smile,
    "Goodnight :)"
    I fell asleep smiling instead of crying, but only because of Hunter.
    © randomshoutoutaccount

  6. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    I'm actually quite attractive.
    When you don't compare me to anyone.
    And have low standards.
    And are blind.

  7. smalltowngirl95 smalltowngirl95
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Pick up lines:
    1. Boy are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
    2. Whats that on your face? Oh wait beautiful doesnt come off.
    3. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
    4. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
    5. Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

  8. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Can't you just see all the f.cks I give?
    Yea...
    Me neither

  9. pnuk834 pnuk834
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:27am UTC
    Coming picture is going to
    legen........wait for it
    .
    .
    .
    .
    dary

  10. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 4:14am UTC
    *breaks down your door*
    i just shaved my legs feel them

  11. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 4:23am UTC
    man i just want to unzip niall's pants
    and grab hold of his big, huge, thick
    wallet and pay for new clothes

  12. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster
    so you can see how toasted your toast has been while it's toasting?

  13. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    If she flinches when you go to put your arm around her, someone elses hand was once too sweet.
    If she questions you, someone else lied to her.
    If she doesnt tell you things, someone else betrayed her secrets.
    Behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love..
    Is a girl who is tired of being broken.
    💔

  14. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Concrete Angel;
    She walks to school with the lunch she packed
    Nobody knows what she's holdin' back
    Wearin' the same dress she wore yesterday
    She hides the bruises with linen and lace.
    « « «
    The teacher wonder but she doesn't ask
    It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
    Bearing the burden of a secret storm
    Sometimes she wishes she was never born
    « « «
    Through the wind and the rain
    She stands hard as a stone
    In a world that she can't rise above
    But her dreams give her wings
    And she flies to a place where she's loved
    Concrete Angel♥

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    If you ask me I already gave up on attempting to have a social life in high school.
    I'm waiting until college to make friends. If that plan doesn't work and college sucks as much as high school, I will change my name to Humpty Dumpty and permanently relocate to my room. Do you realize how unfortunate that would be?

  16. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    What girls say: I'm so ugly and fat and disgusting, ugh.
    What girls mean: TELL ME I'M PRETTY!

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    "why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Waitress: What would you like to drink?
    Me: the blood of my enemies.
    Waitress:
    Me:
    Waitress:
    Me:
    Waitress: is pepsi okay?

  20. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    do you ever just watch interviews with your favourite celebrity and you kinda sit there staring and say 'oh my god, i love you so much'

:)

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