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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

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ChocoTaco
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January 7, 2014 8:56pm UTC

Today in English we had to write an essay
On whether we believed it was okay to use animals in scientific experiments, and my essay wound up just being a long rant on how humans are disgusting, selfish, and need to be eliminated.

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Emily Moro*
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January 6, 2014 1:20pm UTC

She He
Writes a list Writes a list
of all the things of all the things
she hates about herself he loves about her
in just one word: in just one word:
everything. everything.

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JodieexD
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November 13, 2013 2:46pm UTC

People I insult:
99% = Best friends
1% = People I hate

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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC

To stop kids from doing drugs, they should just give drugs less cool names.
If ecstasy was called "moist curdle", I can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it.

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ShouldISmile
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November 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Cute little boy trying to hold the door open for me
His big brother is behind him holding it open without his knoweledge.
I did not fangirl. At all.

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hermione23katniss
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November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Andrew Biersack:
Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
Frank Lero:
Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
Alex Gasgarth:
Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
Justin Bieber:
Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 19, 2012 3:49pm UTC

My Science Teacher: I still have powdered sugar in the classroom
Student: Why do you have powdered sugar?
Teacher: Because it looks like cocaine

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dinosaur_rawr
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November 19, 2012 3:50pm UTC

RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY
People do not get sick from cold weather, it's from
being indoors a lot more!

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:24pm UTC

I don't mind going to High School...
As long as there's a Troy Bolton.
nmq

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sparks12
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November 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC

One of my best
friends is at uni
in Leeds.
She messaged me this:
Managed to pull a hot guy this Sunday! Which was nice. Anyway, this guy wasn't from my Uni, he was just visiting a mate, so he asked if he could come back to mine.
I really wanted him, but ideally I would have wanted to go back to his. So I reluctantly said yes.
He presses me against my door and starts kissing me. I was getting pretty excited. Just before I opened the door, I said one thing to him... "please don't be shocked". This is why I reluctantly said yes to him coming back with me... I still play with Lego religiously...and my whole room is literally flooded with it. Anyway, he walks in, pauses, and says nothing. He then brushes past me, and starts building... I literally sit there for an hour watching him, and he doesn't once acknowledge me.. Then at about 4am, he gets up, takes his structure, kisses me on the cheek, leaves his number and goes.
#MarryMeIHaveHotWheelsToo
I couldn't stop laughing.
jayciecutie01

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sammy*
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November 14, 2012 7:43pm UTC

If harry style's voice gets any deeper,
it will probably drown.

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BabeeGurl
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November 14, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Do you know why firetrucks are red?
Well, firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 people
4+8=12
there are 12 inces on a ruler
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
there was a ship named after Queen Elizabeth
the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish
the fish have fins
people from Finland are also called Fins
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago
Russians are red
and firetrucks are always Russian around
Well, now you know.

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xPerfectlyxImperfectx
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November 14, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Interviewer: Who will be the first person to get married in One Direction?
Louis: Ummm I think it would be, I don't know who it would be but I'd love it to be Niall.
Louis: Imagine we go away. We have like a year apart doing whatever. We're all doing different things. We come back and Niall just got married.
Louis: You know when Niall sometimes says things that he doesnt really mean, it just comes out of him...
Louis: You can just imagine him doing that with like 'Will you marry me?' Oh sh/t, f/ck, I didn't mean to ask you that.

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