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sparks12

Status: "Today I do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't."

Member Since: 8 Oct 2012 02:27pm

Last Seen: 27 Jan 2016 08:38am

Location: District 4, UK

Gender: F

user id: 333719

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I am;

I'm Tasha.
I'm 16.
I was born in Surrey.
Grew up in Oxford.
Fell in love with Wales.

I like;

The rain, but I love storms.
Art, but I can't draw.
Photography, I sleep with a charged Canon.
My dogs, and running wild on the moors.

I will;

Someday work out how to use a semicolon.

sparks12
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 8:03am UTC

sam: "there's no such thing as a sexy george"?
sam: i beg to differ
sam: i don't remember eating a bowl of hot damn for breakfast
sam: wait. my name is sam.
sam: crap.
me: *facepalm*

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sparks12
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:59am UTC

"Just sit there and try not to break anything."
"No promises."

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posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:52am UTC

I wasn't even that drunk.
nmf, followme
Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 1:05pm UTC

If you can't convince them?
Confuse them.

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Your opinion is irrelivant for a number of reasons, which I shall detail below-
Actually no. It's pretty simple.
I just really hate you.

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posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:22pm UTC

I wasn't even that drunk.
nmf, followme
You took out the kitchen knife and made Kelly throw vegetables at you.
nmf, followme
You were yelling "i'm the fruit ninja!"
was i any good?
nmf, followme
No.
nmf, followme

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posted a quote
January 22, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Dude, why is there a crack in my phone?
nmf, followme
You threw it while you were drinking last night.
Now why would I do that.
nmf, followme
You put it in airplane mode and threw it.
nmf, followme
You kept yelling "Transform, Damn You!"
nmf, followme

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 1:04pm UTC

NONE OF YOUR SCARS
CAN MAKE ME
LOVE YOU LESS

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 6:56am UTC

The Song of The British Wittians
OOOOH the weather outside is frightful,
But the wifi is so delightful,
And since there's nothing but snoooowwwww,
Let us scroll, let us scroll, let us scroll.

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posted a quote
January 10, 2013 11:51am UTC

Me: OH HEY THAT'S FUNNY JESS JESS LOOK AT ME JESS
Me: JESS STOP IGNORING ME. WHY DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TOUNGE?
Jess: Shut up and revise.
Me: OH SHUSH JESS. BECAUSE HE DRANK HIS COFFEE BEFORE IT WAS COOL
Me: ......
Jess:......
Me:.....
Jess:........
Dog:.........
Voldemort:..............
Postman:....................
John Green:.................................................
Jess:.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC

#haylorbreakupsongtitles
we told you she was trouble ft. Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor Kennedy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 12:09pm UTC

I will never ever be
too old for Disney.

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posted a quote
January 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Mephobia.
noun.
Fear of becoming so awesome that
the human race can't handle it
and everyone dies.

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 7:38am UTC

When a brunette stands in the sun, her hair looks red.
When a redhead stands in the sun, it looks like heaven on earth.

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posted a quote
January 2, 2013 12:50pm UTC

This is worth reading.
This guy restored my faith in humanity.
Our lectures at college get old pretty quickly, especially art history.
Today, one of the guys from the back fo the class - you know the guy who reeks of trouble and doesn't say anything? - stood up to correct the teacher.
Seriously.
And the teacher did the classic, "Well? Would you like to tell the class how it should be done?"
And Jake went "Yeah, why not."
He walked to the front of the class and for fifteen minutes got away with teaching us about the history of the Gibson Guitar.
What a legend.
True story Bro.

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sparks12
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 11:52am UTC

What?!?!?
Witty, I leave you alone for 5 minutes,
Just 5 minutes!!
And everything's changed.
Witty stop.
Witty you are drunk.
Witty.
Witty.

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sparks12
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 8:21am UTC

Happy Christmas!
It's my first on Witty - and seriously, you guys have been brilliant.
Here's to another year of potatos, cats and awkward penguins ♥♥♥

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sparks12
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Misanthropy
noun.
A generalized dislike, distrust, disgust,
contempt, or hatred of the human species,
human nature, or society.

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sparks12
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC

SantaClause just favourited some of my quotes.
THIS MEANS THE ARTIC CIRCLE HAS WIFI, GUYS.

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sparks12
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 1:32pm UTC

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