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sparks12

Status: "Today I do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't."

Member Since: 8 Oct 2012 02:27pm

Last Seen: 27 Jan 2016 08:38am

Location: District 4, UK

Gender: F

user id: 333719

69 Quotes
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I am;

I'm Tasha.
I'm 16.
I was born in Surrey.
Grew up in Oxford.
Fell in love with Wales. 
I like;

The rain, but I love storms.
Art, but I can't draw.
Photography, I sleep with a charged Canon.
My dogs, and running wild on the moors.

 
I will;

Someday work out how to use a semicolon.

  1. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:03am UTC
    sam: "there's no such thing as a sexy george"?
    sam: i beg to differ
    sam: i don't remember eating a bowl of hot damn for breakfast
    sam: wait. my name is sam.
    sam: crap.
    me: *facepalm*

  2. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:59am UTC
    "Just sit there and try not to break anything."
    "No promises."

  3. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:52am UTC
    I wasn't even that drunk.
    nmf, followme
    Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.

  4. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    If you can't convince them?
    Confuse them.

  5. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Your opinion is irrelivant for a number of reasons, which I shall detail below-
    Actually no. It's pretty simple.
    I just really hate you.

  6. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I wasn't even that drunk.
    nmf, followme
    You took out the kitchen knife and made Kelly throw vegetables at you.
    nmf, followme
    You were yelling "i'm the fruit ninja!"
    was i any good?
    nmf, followme
    No.
    nmf, followme

  7. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Dude, why is there a crack in my phone?
    nmf, followme
    You threw it while you were drinking last night.
    Now why would I do that.
    nmf, followme
    You put it in airplane mode and threw it.
    nmf, followme
    You kept yelling "Transform, Damn You!"
    nmf, followme

  8. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    NONE OF YOUR SCARS
    CAN MAKE ME
    LOVE YOU LESS

  9. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:56am UTC
    The Song of The British Wittians
    OOOOH the weather outside is frightful,
    But the wifi is so delightful,
    And since there's nothing but snoooowwwww,
    Let us scroll, let us scroll, let us scroll.

  10. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 11:51am UTC
    Me: OH HEY THAT'S FUNNY JESS JESS LOOK AT ME JESS
    Me: JESS STOP IGNORING ME. WHY DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TOUNGE?
    Jess: Shut up and revise.
    Me: OH SHUSH JESS. BECAUSE HE DRANK HIS COFFEE BEFORE IT WAS COOL
    Me: ......
    Jess:......
    Me:.....
    Jess:........
    Dog:.........
    Voldemort:..............
    Postman:....................
    John Green:.................................................
    Jess:.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

  11. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    #haylorbreakupsongtitles
    we told you she was trouble ft. Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor Kennedy
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    I will never ever be
    too old for Disney.

  13. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Mephobia.
    noun.
    Fear of becoming so awesome that
    the human race can't handle it
    and everyone dies.

  14. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 7:38am UTC
    When a brunette stands in the sun, her hair looks red.
    When a redhead stands in the sun, it looks like heaven on earth.

  15. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    This is worth reading.
    This guy restored my faith in humanity.
    Our lectures at college get old pretty quickly, especially art history.
    Today, one of the guys from the back fo the class - you know the guy who reeks of trouble and doesn't say anything? - stood up to correct the teacher.
    Seriously.
    And the teacher did the classic, "Well? Would you like to tell the class how it should be done?"
    And Jake went "Yeah, why not."
    He walked to the front of the class and for fifteen minutes got away with teaching us about the history of the Gibson Guitar.
    What a legend.
    True story Bro.

  16. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:52am UTC
    What?!?!?
    Witty, I leave you alone for 5 minutes,
    Just 5 minutes!!
    And everything's changed.
    Witty stop.
    Witty you are drunk.
    Witty.
    Witty.

  17. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Happy Christmas!
    It's my first on Witty - and seriously, you guys have been brilliant.
    Here's to another year of potatos, cats and awkward penguins ♥♥♥

  18. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Misanthropy
    noun.
    A generalized dislike, distrust, disgust,
    contempt, or hatred of the human species,
    human nature, or society.

  19. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    SantaClause just favourited some of my quotes.
    THIS MEANS THE ARTIC CIRCLE HAS WIFI, GUYS.

  20. sparks12 sparks12
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 1:32pm UTC
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