Me: OH HEY THAT'S FUNNY JESS JESS LOOK AT ME JESS
Me: JESS STOP IGNORING ME. WHY DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TOUNGE?
Jess: Shut up and revise.
Me: OH SHUSH JESS. BECAUSE HE DRANK HIS COFFEE BEFORE IT WAS
COOL
Me: ......
Jess:......
Me:.....
Jess:........
Dog:.........
Voldemort:..............
Postman:....................
John Green:.................................................
Jess:.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
