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I wasn't even that drunk.
nmf, followme  
You took out the kitchen knife and made Kelly throw vegetables at you.

nmf, followme  
You were yelling "i'm the fruit ninja!"
was i any good?
nmf, followme  
No.

nmf, followme  
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I wasn't even that drunk. nmf, followme You took out the

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