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Do you know why firetrucks are red?




Well, firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 people
4+8=12
there are 12 inces on a ruler
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
there was a ship named after Queen Elizabeth
the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish
the fish have fins
people from Finland are also called Fins
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago
Russians are red
and firetrucks are always Russian around




Well, now you know.





 
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Do you know why firetrucks are red? Well, firetrucks have 4 wheels

335 faves · 9 comments · Nov 14, 2012 7:08pm

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dancer4444 · 1 decade ago
made.my.day.....
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hannah143 · 1 decade ago
This is way too funny! I laughed waaay too hard at this!
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marybball03 · 1 decade ago
omg! is this legit? ahhhh
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*한숨** · 1 decade ago
How are Russians red?
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Spuddy1o1 · 1 decade ago
awwks cuz i made this qoute to and it didnt get famous... :/ oh well
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BabeeGurl · 1 decade ago
awwks cuz I went through your quotes and didnt find it..... sowwy. :/
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Spuddy1o1 · 1 decade ago
all goods i deleted the qoute ages ago because it wasn't pretty :( but well done!! :D
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
omg
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imjustonegirl · 1 decade ago
i would fave this but it has 69 favs
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