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TaraWuzAlwaysHere

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Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 06:22pm

Last Seen: 31 May 2017 01:07am

user id: 169040

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  1. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:36am EST
    I never understood how boys take shirtless pictures together.
    Like, do they just go,"Hey dude, we should totally get shirtless and take
    pictures of our half naked bodies...no ho mo though."

  2. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 6:20pm EDT
    If you're ever feeling dumb,
    just remember my mom once thought I had a boyfriend.

  3. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:17pm EDT
    Teacher: And why would you want a lot of room in your car?
    Me: So I have a place to put all the dead bodies of my unfollowers.

  4. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 5:34pm EDT
    I've always wondered how boys pick out clothes.
    Are they like;
    'Oh that's cute.' or 'These jeans make the D look good.'

  5. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:07am EDT
    Friend: *discussing how Channing Tatum is hot*
    Me: I don't find Channing Tatum attractive.
    Friend: Oh that's right, you only think Justin Bieber and *crush's name* are sexy.
    Crush: *quietly stares at me in shock*

  6. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:51pm EDT
    Teacher: You could've done your test at seven this morning.
    Me: Yeah, and I also could've murdered my family but...

  7. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:08pm EDT
    --"Say it and I'm yours."
    --"I've got all seasons of Supernatural and some pizza."

  8. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 8:39pm EDT
    Do you ever just stare at someone and think,
    "Wow. I really love them."

  9. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:04pm EDT
    Dad: Justin Bieber is gay.
    Me: You watch grown men in tights tackle each other. Explain that.

  10. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:04am EDT
    And I know I've said this all before, but opposites attract.
    We try and run away, but end up running back.

  11. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:52am EDT
    Friend: Your bra strap is showing.
    Me: Oh God.
    Me: *covers chest*
    Me: No one should've known.
    Me: Four years of it being a secret!
    Me: Now everyone knows I'm wearing a bra.
    Me: *cringes*

  12. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:05am EDT
    You told me if it was meant to be,
    we would meet again.

  13. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:03am EDT
    Girl I Dislike: It smells like something burnt in here.
    Me: It's probably your hair.

  14. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:21pm EDT
    Crush: *stands*
    Me: Oh baby stop being so adorable.

  15. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:16pm EDT
    Never judge someone
    on their first year of quotes.

  16. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:08am EDT
    Having a crush is like having a little rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you're like, 'Oh no!'.

  17. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:05am EDT
    ♡ Going back to school makes me realize how much I hate everyone. ♡

  18. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:15pm EDT
    Love is something you feel.
    Love is us.

  19. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:38pm EDT
    We kill people who kill people
    because killing people is wrong.

  20. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:32pm EDT
    If there's one thing I learned - You can't give up on family.
    No matter how tempting they make it.

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