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TaraWuzAlwaysHere

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Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 06:22pm

Last Seen: 29 May 2021 01:03am

user id: 169040

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  1. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:36am UTC
    I never understood how boys take shirtless pictures together.
    Like, do they just go,"Hey dude, we should totally get shirtless and take
    pictures of our half naked bodies...no ho mo though."

  2. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    If you're ever feeling dumb,
    just remember my mom once thought I had a boyfriend.

  3. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Teacher: And why would you want a lot of room in your car?
    Me: So I have a place to put all the dead bodies of my unfollowers.

  4. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    I've always wondered how boys pick out clothes.
    Are they like;
    'Oh that's cute.' or 'These jeans make the D look good.'

  5. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:07am UTC
    Friend: *discussing how Channing Tatum is hot*
    Me: I don't find Channing Tatum attractive.
    Friend: Oh that's right, you only think Justin Bieber and *crush's name* are sexy.
    Crush: *quietly stares at me in shock*

  6. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Teacher: You could've done your test at seven this morning.
    Me: Yeah, and I also could've murdered my family but...

  7. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    --"Say it and I'm yours."
    --"I've got all seasons of Supernatural and some pizza."

  8. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Do you ever just stare at someone and think,
    "Wow. I really love them."

  9. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:04am UTC
    And I know I've said this all before, but opposites attract.
    We try and run away, but end up running back.

  10. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:52am UTC
    Friend: Your bra strap is showing.
    Me: Oh God.
    Me: *covers chest*
    Me: No one should've known.
    Me: Four years of it being a secret!
    Me: Now everyone knows I'm wearing a bra.
    Me: *cringes*

  11. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:05am UTC
    You told me if it was meant to be,
    we would meet again.

  12. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:03am UTC
    Girl I Dislike: It smells like something burnt in here.
    Me: It's probably your hair.

  13. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Crush: *stands*
    Me: Oh baby stop being so adorable.

  14. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Never judge someone
    on their first year of quotes.

  15. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Having a crush is like having a little rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you're like, 'Oh no!'.

  16. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:05am UTC
    ♡ Going back to school makes me realize how much I hate everyone. ♡

  17. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Love is something you feel.
    Love is us.

  18. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    We kill people who kill people
    because killing people is wrong.

  19. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    If there's one thing I learned - You can't give up on family.
    No matter how tempting they make it.

  20. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?
    Oh yeah imagination.

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