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One of my best 

friends is at uni

in Leeds.


She messaged me this:
 
Managed to pull a hot guy this Sunday!  Which was nice. Anyway, this guy wasn't from my Uni, he was just visiting a mate, so he asked if he could come back to mine.
I really wanted him, but ideally I would have wanted to go back to his. So I reluctantly said yes.
He presses me against my door and starts kissing me. I was getting pretty excited. Just before I opened the door, I said one thing to him... "please don't be shocked". This is why I reluctantly said yes to him coming back with me... I still play with Lego religiously...and my whole room is literally flooded with it. Anyway, he walks in, pauses, and says nothing. He then brushes past me, and starts building... I literally sit there for an hour watching him, and he doesn't once acknowledge me.. Then at about 4am, he gets up, takes his structure, kisses me on the cheek, leaves his number and goes.

#MarryMeIHaveHotWheelsToo


I couldn't stop laughing.
 

jayciecutie01
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