Kyleeann96

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Kyleeann96

Status: Be weird, it makes you special

Member Since: 3 Oct 2012 06:05pm

Last Seen: 11 Feb 2014 11:44pm

Location: wouldnt you like to know(:

Gender: F

user id: 333052

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My name is Kylee
I'm weird
I love to read
and i'm really awkward
but that's okay
because
everybody has their little
quirks that makes them special

Kyleeann96
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Another frist, another wall,
We lose ourselves, we lose it all.
I wrote him a hundred times,
Can you here my heart through the prision bars?
The boys I kiss don't know my name
The tears I cry all taste of blame
Bad luck and dirty cops,
I'm a fu/cking teenage tragedy.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:41am UTC

only a true best friend
would lye in an empty bathtub at 12am
while she talks to her crush
for an hour and a half
only to have her come in crying to you
and we both sit in there laughing at how
stupid we probly
look just sitting in a bathtub
at almost 2am
I like to think that I really am a good friend
even if i dont think so sometimes

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 8:19pm UTC

I gave my cat a bath.
I think she hates me now..

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:30pm UTC

My friend and I texting
and it goes like this...
friend: aye theres alot of hot guys over here (:
me: thats cool.. my pillow is my date for tonight but i think I may have cheated on him with my balnket.
friend: oh no! i wont tell him.. shhhh.
me: thats good because hes really warm and good at cuddling(:
friend: we need to get you a boyfriend.
me: but what about landon I cant just leave him all alone.
friend: who the heck is landon.
me: my blanket.. i named him.
friend: what the he// did you take and how many.
me: gosh.. all i had was like 2 dr. peppers.
friend: that explains it all...

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 8:58pm UTC

So my friend that i have a crush on
call me last nigh and we were talking about the
most random crap
then he sujested that we hang out
and i was like okay lets go to the movies
he was like yeah okay its a date
i thought he met like to just save the date on the calander
so i said okay
and he goes im not kidding were going on a date
<3

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Get out of the way you fat @ss b/itch
this was said to me as I was trying to walk across the street
at school
from some girl that I have never seen I'm my life.
Fml.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 11:15pm UTC

When you and your best friend
get excited over a 7 year olds birthday
party because its at
Chucky E Cheese
(:

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Let me tell you a story about a girl,
she's bipolar.
dosnt like to take her meds
they make her have no personality
she hates it.
she has one true friend.
she used to have
more but they all left.
shes never had a boyfriend.
never had a real kiss.
has never done any thing bad in her life.
she may cuss a little but thats all.
she does what shes told most of the time.
she just trys to stay in the shadows.
But she's concidered a bad child
who wont take her meds.
dosn't have any friends because shes 'selfish'.
is a flirt with guys but wont put out.
because she cusses she must be bad.
dosnt do one little thing so shes beaing selfish again.
is conceded becuase shes shy and scared to death that if she acts out, she'll get made fun of.
this girl is me and there is nothing i can do about it.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up a hill
Jack burnt out on booze and pills
and Marry had a little lamb
but Marry just dont
give a d@mn no more.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Thoes days where you
just want to break down
but you know that you cant so
you just sit in your
bed watching reruns
of you favorite show eating the
most fatting things you can
find just trying to
drown it all.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Coffee & Cigarettes are best
when shared with you
we'll go to waffle house or your moms
house and share
a cup or two.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 11:26pm UTC

So my dad and i wen to the dollar store and
on the way back we stoped at Sonic and
this is what happend
Me- im hungrrrrrry!
Dad- well were about to get food so hush.
Me- *pulls out chips and dip*
Dad- *looks at me*
Me- * eats a chip* you want one?
Dad- okay!
Me- dad dont ea all my chips!
Dad- theres more at the store.
Me- yes but then we would have to drive all the way back.
Dad- well thats just stupid.
Me- QUICK hid the chips the foods comming!
Lady- i have your food here .
Dad and I trying not to laugh.
Me- i think this is the stupidist thine we have done. I love you.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 10:03pm UTC

A man walks into a pharmacy and wonders up and down
the alsles.
the sales girl notices him and asks
if she can help.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for
his wife.
She directs him downt he correct alsle.
A few minuets later he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused. 'Sir I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?'
He answers, 'You see, its like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of
cigarettes and she comes back with a tin of tabacco
and some rolling papers; cause "its sooooooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo
much cheaper."
So I figure if i have to roll my own............ so does she.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 9:48pm UTC

2% of skype calls
start like this...
Hello, how are you?
Marvelous, and yourself?
98% of skype calls start
like this..
CAN YOU HERE ME!?
I CANT HERE CRAP!

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 9:44pm UTC

When I get married, divorce is not an option,
You mad? Take your butt in the other room and calm down,
because we gunna this stuff out.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:46am UTC

Sixteen
and
never
had
a
boyfriend.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:23pm UTC

So i dared my friend kaitlyn to sing and I put it on youtube. Im the one who is talking in the begining and shes singing(:
you should go and watch it((((:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Ylf931yCU

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 1:20am UTC

It's my
birthday!

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:52pm UTC

BE THE ONE TO GUIDE ME
BUT NEVER HOLD ME DOWN.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:50pm UTC

I AM THE HERO OF THIS STORY.
I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED.

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