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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC
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  3. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Mom: You're so pretty!
    Friends: Give some of your prettiness
    Aunt: You could win a beauty pageant!
    Dad: How much do I have to pay this month for your cosmetics?
    Grandparents: I will pay for your whole wedding♥
    Mom: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
    Best Friends: Y U NO UGLY?!
    Society: So.. what shall we name this new species?
    mq,mf

  4. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:14pm UTC
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  5. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Me: *relaxing*
    Bird: *crashes into my window*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: God thinks I'm a pig.

  6. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:02am UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what
    nmq

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Guys: Why do girls care so much about being skinny? It's annoying.
    Guys: Ew. Fat girls.

  8. CMcHaNeX3 CMcHaNeX3
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    YOUR MAMA SO FAT, I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND ITS STILL PRINTING!
    HAHA FAVE PLEASE ITS FOR A COMPETITION :)

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Seeing a hot guy:
    Friends: Go say hi, get his number?
    Best Friends: HEY YOU WITH THE HOT FACE, GET HER PREGNANT

  10. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  11. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Chapter 31
    Hunter's Point of View
    "...oh, Hayden!" Joey finished.
    I felt myself stop breathing, as my eyes slowly dragged over to where she was.
    She avoided eye contact with me, as she bit down on her lip.
    I remember that Hayden used to bite on her lower lip everytime she was nervous.
    "Damn!" Joey whistled, eyeing Hayden up and down. "You became hot!"
    I glared at Joey, as Hayden gave him a weak smile.
    "So, listen, Hunter, if you don't want Hayden anymore, I'll be glad to take her." Joey smirked, placing his cold hands on her thighs.
    I saw Hayden flinch at his touch, as I immediately took action.
    I peeled his hands off her, pushing him away gently.
    "Go find someone else." I told him.
    Joey chuckled, sounding like a drunk idiot.
    He walked off to another girl who was wearing a bikini with large rinestones.
    I took in a deep breath, turning my attention back to Hayden.
    She was staring down, twisting the ends of her brown locks.
    I couldn't believe I didn't recognize her.
    She changed over the past year.
    She became so much more beautiful and confident.
    "Hayden." I whispered.
    Her big, hazel eyes stared up at me, as she gave me a half smile. "Hi, Hunter."
    I chuckled, scratching the back of my neck. "You're back."
    She laughed along with me, as her eyes twinkled even in the dim lighting. "I guess I am."
    I licked my lips. "What are you doing here?"
    She smiled, rolling her eyes playfully. "Why, you don't want me here?"
    During her time away, she definetely became less shy and more outgoing.
    I liked her this way, carefee and relaxed.
    I knew she probably was still hurt from her dark past, but I could tell by her smile that she was moving on from it.
    "Of course I do." I said.
    "In that case, I'm here to see you graduate." she explained.
    I raised an eyebrow. "You came all the way from California just to see me?"
    She smiled. "And Ruth, of course."
    I smiled, and took a long minute just to study her for a minute.
    I missed her so much, and it was surreal that she was standing just a short foot away from me.
    Gosh, she became so beautiful.
    "Do you want to leave? I know parties were never your thing." I suggested.
    She smiled, glad that I remembered so much about her. "If you don't mind, I'd love to go get some ice cream."
    I grinned, lacing her fingers through mine. "I'm fine with that."
    ~*~*~
    "Why do you keep staring at me like that? Do I have ice cream on my face?" Hayden asked, wiping her lips with the back of her hand.
    I shook my head, unable to keep myself from smiling at her like an idiot.
    "I'm just really glad you're back." I paused. "How have you been this past year?"
    Her smiled faded a bit, as her put her spoon down.
    "After I moved, I started to see my guidence counselor at my new school. She helped me out, a lot." she said, twirling her half melted ice cream.
    "That's good. I could tell that you've changed." I nodded.
    She smiled again, and it felt as if the whole room lighted up. "Thanks."
    I licked my lips, waiting for the question to roll out my tongue.
    "So... are you seeing someone?" I asked, not daring to look at her.

  12. superdino superdino
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
    mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
    mom: are you dating that boy ,he looked at you
    mom: are you dating that boy ,he was breathing your air

  13. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    I want to go back to the generation where..
    “going out” was going on a date,
    not immediatly begin bf/gf.
    I wanna go back to the
    generation where a guy would
    physically call her and talk to her,
    not text. I wanna go back to the
    generation where your first kiss
    would be with someone you’ve
    been dating for months, not
    hookup with a guy you meet in
    a club. I wanna go back to the
    generation where a guy would
    give you his varsity jacket. I
    wanna go back to the generation
    where a girl can get any guy just
    by wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a
    pair of sneakers. I wanna go
    back to the generation where
    couples slow danced, not grind.
    I wanna go back to the
    generation where
    love actually made sense..

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    I'm Not Your
    second choice. ha. I wish I meant that much to you

  15. stillwaitingforyou stillwaitingforyou
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    BadGirlGoneGood
    Introduction
    When I was five years old I stole a Barbie doll from the Toys R Us down in the suburbs. Now, most kids would get a stern lecture on how stealing is wrong, and maybe even get a good spanking. But when I stole, my dad was perfectly okay with it, he was actually quite proud of me. You see, my dad doesn’t have the best paying job; so whenever he wanted to buy me or my mom something nice he would have to steal it. He kind of turned into the neighborhood thief. But here in Allendale Heights stealing was considered normal, and it wasn’t bad compared to what most people did here; selling illegal drugs, murders, prostitutes, you name it, we have it.
    I liked growing up in the heights; it was home to me. A few years back, when I was in eighth grade my parents got a divorce. My mom got tired of my dad’s old games of stealing and wanted to live a better life so she moved to the Allendale Suburbs. The town of Allendale was where everything was prim, proper and perfect. You would never guess a place like that was right around the corner from a place like this. People in Allendale Heights didn’t exactly get along with people from the suburbs; they hated us and we hated them. My school and Allendale Prep were huge rivals; and it was more than some high school rivalry it was more like a feud. In a matter of fact, the suburbs and the heights in general were in a huge feud. The people from the suburbs thought we were horrible people. And we thought they were stuck-up, snotty and full of themselves.
    Little did I know I was going to become one of them... and even worse fall in love with one of them…
    If you think you’re going to like this story/want to read more of it PLEASE favorite this and maybe give me a little feedback. It’s possible that chapter 1 will be up later today; if not it WILL DEFINITELY be up tomorrow! J
    Like it? Please, FAV/COMMENT/FOLLOW. I love getting feedback!!

  16. soccer4lifee14 soccer4lifee14
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    It seems like 9 out of 10 guys
    {theses days prefer big boobs, and the 10th guy prefers}
    the OTHER NINE

  17. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    I can see you're sad
    even when you smile,
    even when you laugh
    I can see it in your eyes
    deep inside you wanna cry.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Sometimes just a little compliment
    can make someones entire day
    NMF

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    the person who invented the saying,
    "sticks & stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"
    has obviously never been hit in the eye by the sharp corner of a hard backed Oxford english dictionary.

  20. Rejected Rejected
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    So what if you actually want to do something with your life?
    So what if your smart?
    So what if you aren't smart?
    So what if you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
    So what if the back of your boots don't say Ugg?
    So what if the front of your shirt doesn't say Abercrombie?
    So what if your shoes aren't Jimmy Choo?
    So what if your earrings aren't real diamonds?
    So what if your jewerly isn't from Tiffany's?
    So what if your purse isn't designer?
    So what if you have braces?
    So what if you wear glasses?
    So what if your teeth are crooked?
    So what if you have flaws?
    So what if your different?

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