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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:06pm UTC

What do you call an
alligator in a vest?
An investigator

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.

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jahan
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 9:46am UTC

hacked into KFC
downloading all the chicken...
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██████████
nmf

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:05pm UTC

my phone changes “yo” to “to”
and its jeopardizing my street cred

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My_Lazy_Knight*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Music is what feelings sound like!

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RexTheDinosaur
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:00am UTC

I Swear, EVERYTHING Is Funnier When Your Not aloud To Laugh

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swagamuffintake2
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August 15, 2013 11:37pm UTC

(._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.)
They see me rollin'.they hatin'.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC

This is true.
Until last year, I didn't know what Copy and Paste was
So if I wanted to copy something
I would look at it and type it word for word.
.____________.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:46pm UTC

The only thing better than having a hot neighbor
Is having a neighbor who doesn't put a password on their wifi.

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:21pm UTC

The best way to celebrate you have a six pack is to eat chicken wings!

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 2:17pm UTC

reasons why people think i hate school:
having to do work
reasons why i actually hate school:
dumb fking idiots in all of my classes
not being able to eat on my own schedule
not being able to drink coffee in class
not having hot classrooms outrageously freezing classrooms because the schools bipolar having to wear pants p.e
filthy bathrooms
teachers that cant teach presentations
never having time to go to my locker
having to do work

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