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  1. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 5:47am UTC
    Stealing from a robber would be the perfect crime ever...He wouldn't be able go to the cops without turning himself in

  2. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    *dad voice* i’ll fix it!
    *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*

  4. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 10:58am UTC
    what others get scolded about: getting high, gettin drunk, having drugs, etc
    what i get scolded about: leaving the bathroom door open


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Hello
    Remember me
    I'm the girl you used to talk to all the time
    We would text all the time
    We would call each other cute names
    You told me we would be together forever
    You told me that you would always be there for me
    You told me that you would help me
    You told me that you loved me so much and that you want me to be yours
    What happened?
    Did you just wake up one day and decide that I'm not good enough?
    Do you feel hurt when we see each other at school and we ignore each other?
    Do you feel anything at all?
    Did you seriously just forget about me that easily?

  7. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [] I own a car racing game
    [] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [] Sports are fun (HELL TO THE NO)
    [] I talk with food in my mouth
    [] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [] I wear eyeliner
    [x] I wear the color pink
    [] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [x] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [x] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
    [] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [x] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [x] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [x] I like putting make-up on others
    [x] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [] I am shorter than 5′7″
    [] I have many scars
    [] I tan easily
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [x] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [x] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged♥
    [x] I'm Crushing
    [] I’m married
    [] I miss someone right now
    [] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [] I’ve ran a red light
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying
    [] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [x] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [] I open up to others easily
    [] My parents are divorced
    [x] I watch the news
    [x] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fan
    [] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [x] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
    [] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [] I would wear pajamas to school
    [] I like Martha Stewart
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly
    [] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [x] I love white chocolate
    [] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [] I’m good at remembering names
    [] I’m good at remembering dates
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  8. KeepTheInsanity KeepTheInsanity
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    It's 6 a.m, she wakes up, ready for school.
    She smiles. She's moms little sunshine.
    She is sitting in her class. She looks happy. But no one knows that she thinks about suicide.
    She laughs when the other kids are laughing.
    She's alone in the school breaks, but she smiles.
    When she comes home from school she spends time with her family.
    It seems that she's happy.
    But when the night comes, she's all alone. She feels numb, empty and lonely.
    She's no longer smiling. She looks sad.
    She looks in the mirror and then she breaks down.
    She can't stand the way she looks. Ugly, fat, and disgusting.
    She can't stand her thoughts and feelings anymore she hides everyday.
    She's crying. She's laying in her bed and thinks about her life.
    She hates her life.
    She wants to scream, she is in so much pain and no one knows, but she can't.
    She feels weak. The voices are telling her "You're ugly, go starve you dumb fat cow. Cut yourself, you'll feel better after cutting yourself. Kill youself, no one needs you."
    Then she took the blade and cuts herself.
    She cuts until she feels dizzy.
    Everywhere is blood. She wants to cut deeper until she dies. How would it be to die?
    It would be peaceful, she thought.
    She's still crying until she falls asleep.
    She dreams about suicide, the dreams in which she dies are the best dreams she ever had. She wants her dreams to come true.
    And when she'll wake up the next day, she'll repeat it all again.
    She wants to die. She can't do this anymore.
    And the worst part is,
    she is me. -E.W

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 1:37am UTC
    yesterday in science my teacher walked past just as i was discussing how quickly acid would dissolve a human body (shhh i'm a writer i know things) and he gave me a really weird look but then i said "okay i swear i'm not a serial killer" and he laughed and said ok
    (i feel like now is the time to mention that i am doing an art project that
    involves a lot of still lifes with skulls etc.)
    today, i walked around a corner and he was there.
    i was holding a cow's skull, a sheep's skull, two leg bones, a section of a spine, five feet of rope and a length of chain.
    good god.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 1:41am UTC
    my guy tried to open the door for me but he was looking at/talking to me so it took him like 5 tries to actually grab the door handle and when he finally opened it i walked into the damn door frame
    we're more coordinated than you.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 1:45am UTC
    this one time a dude at school came up to me and said "hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven" and without missing a beat i replied, "no but i did chip my nailpolish when i crawled my way up from the fiery pits of hell with my army of demons behind me" and he just went really quiet and he hasn't bothered me since

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fck are those’

  13. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 12:34am UTC
    My super power is being
    super awkward

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    if you hate a band members wife/girlfriend just because they are with the band member you can just tap dance the frick away from me

  17. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Me: Hey. Wanna hear a joke about my pènis?
    Raven: (Rolls eyes) Sure.
    Me: Nevermind. It's too short.
    Raven: (Laughing) Oh god. That is. Just. So true.
    Me:
    Raven:
    Me:
    Raven: Wanna hear a joke about my püssy?
    Me: Why not.
    Raven: Forget it. It's pretty fishy.
    Me: (Dying) Oh my.. Wanna hear a joke about Linsey Lohan's innocence?
    Raven: Yes.
    Me: Oh... Sorry, it's non exsistant.
    (Both dying by now)
    Raven: Wanna hear a joke about Chris Brown?
    Me: Of course
    Raven: No. You know what. It's pretty unimportant.
    Me: Oh my god. Wanna hear a joke about our maturity?
    Raven: Please.
    Me: Ugh. You sure? It's pretty low.
    This is what's become of my Saturday nights.

  18. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Girl's Status: "Bored" - 83 likes - 32 comments
    My Status: "Just got accepted into Harvard" - 0 likes - 1 comment from Mom: "nerd."

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    how do mermaids have babies
    why didn’t tarzan have a beard
    why didn’t aladdin have nipples

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
    Seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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